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Little Giant Alta-One Extension Ladders

Think Laterally

The rebellion has begun! Are you naughty or nice? Visit the Woot.com Blog to learn your pre-determined faction.

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The Uprising Begins

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World Of Wootcrap: The Nogrinomicon

Two Factions stand on the frosty, yuletide battlefield. The fate of the season hangs in the balance.

Have you joined the Santa Sedition in hopes of toppling the megalomaniacal merrymaker? Or have you hitched your sled to Santa as a member of the Claus Coalition?

Click on the forum thread below and post a comment to see which faction's ranks you find yourself amongst, then join your bretheren in your place of meeting. (Don't post in the other Faction's thread or ye shall incur mighty repurcussion).

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The Grotto Of The Santa Sedition

He’s seen you when you’re sleeping. He’s known when you’re awake. For most of your entire life, he’s walked into your house whenever he wanted and your parents were powerless to stop him. And the once possible choice you had, with him or against him? He took that away for you too!

The time has come to subvert the Santa subjugation! We are the Santa Sedition, and we shall not rest until the Tinsel-Trimmed Tyrant has been toppled. (Also, we’re really into alliteration.)

Now you’re ready to take the fight to him. And if you tear down his Santopia and defeat the Claus Coalition, you’ll finally know what it means to sleep your own sleep. You’ll finally decide for yourself if you’re bad or good. And you’ll be good for your OWN sake.

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The Ice Dome Of The Claus Coalition

Santa wants the best for you. No, really. He does. If you’re on his side, he’ll give you presents! The nog will flow freely through the streets! He’s even built a Santopia to keep the good people in, and the bad people out! You know what side you’re on and so does he. That’s why you’ve been selected to defend and protect Santa’s future. The streets of tomorrow are paved with candy cane! It’s all going to be good from now on! Santa has forseen it!

All you have to do is stop those Santa Sedition scum from breaking your joy like so much peppermint bark. But you already know the path to making that happen. Watch out. Don’t cry. Don’t pout. Know why? The Santocracy is ruling this town. And YOU’RE going to make it happen.

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Shark NV500-FS Rotator Vacuum

It's Funny Because It's True

Just like the election, it's Red vs Blue! Sorry if you thought about buying a third party vacuum.

It's time we just accept it: no politician is going to clean up anything. It doesn't matter if they're deep red or brilliant blue. They're all dirty and they all leave messes behind. Unlike a Shark Rotator Vacuum.

If purchased, this Shark Rotator Vacuum promises to clean up your home. It doesn't matter if it's your bedroom, your living room, or the hallway that leads to your porch, this Shark Rotator Vacuum will clean up whatever you, the constituent/purchaser, may ask it to clean.

And if you choose to leave the Shark Rotator Vacuum lying in a closet doing nothing? Hey! You can do that too! And nobody will blame you. In fact, no one will even suspect you're the true power behind the Shark Rotator Vacuum, pushing the handle and flipping the switch.

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Music Monday: Cold

Happy Music Monday! Are you cold? Scott's cold. Scott's so cold he's writing a Music Monday about it. But you probably figured that part out already, didn't you? You're so smart.

Neil Young & Crazy Horse - Winterlong

Is Winterlong a proper name? Is winter-long an amount of time? No one can fully say, and possibly no one is supposed too. Maybe Our Hero was waiting on a hippie princess or maybe he spent the whole winter missing someone. Either way, the coldness of being alone is reflecting in this icy-sad song.

Put on your warmin' hat and get a hot drink, because there's four more after the jump. See you inside...

Janelle Monae - Cold War

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