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The Debunker: Are Bats Blind?
In November, we set our clocks an hour forward and officially say good-bye to an hour of daylight every evening. From now until spring, we're going to be spending most of our non-working hours in the dark: commuting home from the office when it's dark, making dinner when it's dark, meeting friends when it's dark, getting the kids to and from a million stupid activities in the dark. Ken Jennings, of Jeopardy! fame, is going to brighten this gloomy month with the light of knowledge, debunking some long-held myths about other nocturnal urban wanderers: the birds and critters you might see on a streetlit November night.
The Debunker: Are Bats Blind?
The Debunker: Do Raccoons Wash Their Food?
In November, we set our clocks an hour forward and officially say good-bye to an hour of daylight every evening. From now until spring, we're going to be spending most of our non-working hours in the dark: commuting home from the office when it's dark, making dinner when it's dark, meeting friends when it's dark, getting the kids to and from a million stupid activities in the dark. Ken Jennings, of Jeopardy! fame, is going to brighten this gloomy month with the light of knowledge, debunking some long-held myths about other nocturnal urban wanderers: the birds and critters you might see on a streetlit November night.
The Debunker: Do Raccoons Wash Their Food?
Snow v. Sun: Snow Thrower & Hammocks
Snowy State or Sunny State? Make your choice! Then visit youtube.com/user/wootchannel all week long.
Fa-La-La-tenment: Meditations On The Muffin
The present is inside you. Unwrap it.
Samsung Galaxy Note Pro 12" 32GB Tablets
Hot Dog
Footlong hot dog? So satisfying. Footlong tablet? Yeah, you see where we're going with this already.
Everything mankind has ever created, accessible via a thing slightly longer than the ultimate hot dog. Photos you can store, books you can learn from, music you can sing along with and movies you can learn from, all crammed into the 32GB Flash Memory. Need more? Sure, what hot dog is complete without mustard? That's right, we're gonna extend this metaphor to the max today! And the microSD slot will be the onions and kraut to the hot dog that is your tablet! Deliciously enticing, isn't it? ISN'T IT?
Music Monday: Songs About Desserts
Happy Music Monday! Everyone loves desserts, right? Even your favorite rock stars love desserts! That’s why it was so easy to assemble today’s tribute to pie. Cut yourself a slice, won’t you?
Like all things Zep, this song is technically either about women, drugs or hobbits. But just this once we’re gonna take it literally. Just for today, we’re pretending this song is about actual pie.
Remember, you can post any dessert-themed song in the comments. But you get bonus points if you can find a pie song Scott overlooked. See you after the jump! There’s pie!
Music Monday: We Honor Jacob Cats
Happy Music Monday! Today we honor the birthday of Jacob Cats, a Dutch poet. You all love Dutch poets, don’t you? Sure you do! And that’s why you’ll be joining Scott in this cat-themed tribute today. Or else.
Jacob Cats studied law, and was almost married, but caught a form of malaria just before he took his vows. He moved to England to consult the doctors there, but to no avail. He was finally cured by a traveling doctor who may have been a fraud!
Today’s your day to salute the great Jacob Cats. See you after the jump!
Music Monday: Butts Butts Butts Butts Butts
Happy Music Monday! It's me, the professed butt-lover and belove'd forum moderator, adq! I'm... I'm so sorry to you all for this week's selections already. I feel like it might be unnecessary to preface this with a warning, but these songs have NSFW lyrics and videos (depending, I guess, on your W).
Oh my god, Becky, let's get this one out of the way. Sir Mix-A-Lot has provided us the quintessential butt song and karaoke favorite of thousands of aspiring "singers". It's led to the oft repeatable adage- "I enjoy large posteriors and I am incapable of deception" or something like that.
But, no doubt you've heard that one a million times already, that's only the tip of the gluteal iceberg, more after the cut!
Bissell Deep Cleaner Premier RANDOM
Oh, no! That thing we had sold out! So out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a bonus sale for today. Consider it a gift to us from your wallet to all of you who were hoping for something like this. This is your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something for yourself, okay? Thank you You're welcome.
There are a few different types of Bissell Deep Cleaner Premiers out there. This is clearly the best one! But, just to be clear, this is what your options are.
Bissell Deep Cleaner Premier - The head of government for the state of Bissel Deep Cleaneria, a small oil platform off the coast of Cuba. He's kind of a jerk. You don't want to hang out with him.
Dyson AM04 Hot+Cool
Handy Fan
You can put your hand in it without the inconvenience of spinning blades! Here are some things you shouldn't put your hand into:
- flaming bear trap
- wedding cake (mid-ceremony)
- Dune pain box
- French toilet
- any toilet, really
- unless you're trying to get your phone
- scorpion farm
- Wyoming
- portal to a really weird gross universe
- some guy's butt
- not a guy you know, we're talking about a random dude who eats rats and sleeps on a mountain of dung beetles
- a fan with spinning blades
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