Oh, no! That thing we had sold out! So out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a bonus sale for today. Consider it a gift to us from your wallet to all of you who were hoping for something like this. This is your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something for yourself, okay? Thank you You're welcome.

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Motorola SurfBoard DOCSIS 3.0 Cable Modem

Hang 3.0

Hi, I'm Wally Warfnstruckw, the surfing pizzabear. Come along with me and let's surf the net with our Motorola. Please like me.

In the Warfnstruckw household we have a saying: "pizza". We also say "internet" sometimes and "surfing" pretty much non-stop. Also "blood" and "human blood". But today, we're taking our Motorola Modem out for a spin. Hop in my pizzacar! I'll tell you some sad personal stories on the way.

[cut to the beach]

...and we never found him. Anyway, here we are! If this Motorola SurfBoard is as great as they say, we should have a nice full day of waves, wind, and Warfnstruckw.

[throws modem into the ocean]

Well. Ok. So it just sinks. Do we have another one? No. Ok.

[stares at the ocean for 7 minutes]

Can we still be friends?

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Dyson AM08 Pedestal Fan - Blue

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The Crapword Puzzle 3: Return Of The Crap

Warm up your OCDs, sharpen you addictive personalities, and stretch out your mania: It's time for another round of the Crapword Puzzle! Due to public outcry, we've made this harder than ever, so don't come crying to us when your head splits in half.

Here's how you play:

Download the blank crossword here (or click on the image over there) and print it or complete it on your personal computing device.

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Dyson DC44 Animal Cordless Vacuum Cleaner - Blue

Animals Dance Forever

It's time for Animals Dance Forever! This week: The Dyson Animal.

Hi, I'm Charles Mischlache, America's number one David Bowie impersonator. We're here in the wild looking for the Dyson Animal Cordless Vacuum Cleaner. And why, hello, there's one right there. It's cleaning its young. Cleaning its young.

[picks up microphone]

And its young /
May not be so bright /
May not know what's right /
But give it time

[puts microphone back in the bushes]

Yes, just give it time to... oh, the Dyson has eaten its young. Well, it's like the great wheel of life dictates: You live, you try, you're eaten by your parents. I think Freud said that. Or I did. In a dream.

[picks up stick that looks like a microphone]

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Bounty Hunter Snooper II Metal Detector

Gadget Week kicks off! KICK THAT GADGET ON WOOT.COM!

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This Old Gadget Bread House

With your host, Chuck Busterplucks!

And don't forget to enter the contest!

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VIZIO 32" 1080p Full-Array LED Smart TV

TV Is The Old Cloud

You lost everything when your computer crashed. Everything except the TV.

Yeah, people of today are learning what the TV studios learned a long time ago: it's hard to keep a media library. For example, you could have every episode of Falcon Crest in the world. But one spilled cup of coffee and ZAP! They're lost forever!

And that's why any TRUE media lover needs a Vizio 32" 1080p Smart TV. It's just big enough to make everything look good and just small enough that you won't feel dumb when you turn it off and watch Hulu Plus in bed on your laptop.

But, best of all, when you lose all your media due to some strange and undocumented password bug? The Vizio won't care! You can grab that remote and watch real-time programing just like your parents, and their parents, and maybe the parents of your parents parents did!

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