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Music Monday: Conspiracy Songs

Happy Music Monday! In today's weird, messed-up world, we're surrounded by conspiracy theories each and every day. So it should be no wonder that we've all heard songs about that very concept. Today Scott's spoken with some shadowy figures from the Illuminati and gotten permission to do a list of conspiracy songs. Check it out… before they make him take it down!

Soul Coughing - Unmarked Helicopters

 

A team of special helicopters with no markings that answer to no one? Pffft. Next you'll say that the Pentagon has a Black Ops budget nobody can account for! Face it, as conspiracies go, these spooky helicopters are pretty easy to accept. All it takes is a can of paint and a General saying "need-to-know" a few times!

Fila Men's Active Tees - 10 Colors

March Gladness, Round 5

Only four competitors remain!

This is it guys. The Final Four. Just two match ups left before the championship round. Vote for whatever makes you the gladdest and BE SURE TO PRESS DONE to submit your answers.

To see a bracket, click here. And if you want to discuss, head over here.

 

March Gladness: the 5th Round!

De'Longhi 1.5 Pint Gelato/Ice Cream Maker

We're Not Sure Who's Actually Talking Here

No, you're not seeing things. Out of our desperate craving for dollars commitment to our customers, we're running an extra deal today. Who loves money you, baby?

Oh, poor unsuspecting human. Today you sit lamenting your fate, but soon? Soon the sky will blaze with the force of ten thousand suns that are all one ten-thousandth the size of the sun we now have! And what will you do then? From whom will you seek the cool you now take for granted?

Poor unsuspecting human. Prepare yourself now with this DeLonghi Gelato Maker. Dense and lower fat, you'll be able to eat so much more of it than you'd expect. Which is good, because you're going to have several months of sun before the ice and snow return.

Be prepared, poor unsuspecting human. Be prepared.

Dyson DC25 Animal

March Gladness, Round 4!

We're almost done with March Gladness! 

We're down to only eight competitors and puppies is the sole #1 seed remaining. Will it survive?!?! Vote for whatever makes you the gladdest and BE SURE TO PRESS DONE to submit your answers. (Might have to scroll a little, sorry.)

To see a bracket, click here. And if you want to discuss, head over here.

 

March Gladness: the 4th Round!

Bates Zero Mass Tactical 8-Inch Boots

March Gladness, Round 3!

We're down to the sweet 16!

The 3rd round of March Gladness is upon us.

It's the third round! The sweet sixteen! Only the strongest, happiest competitors. Vote for whatever makes you the gladdest and BE SURE TO PRESS DONE to submit your answers. (Might have to scroll a little, sorry.)

To see a bracket, click here. And if you want to discuss, head over here.

 

March Gladness: Round 3!

The Trivial Eye: Celebrity Blemishes

On the ladies, you'd call them "beauty marks". On the men, you'd call them a dermatologist. But these eight famous blemishes all catch the eye, anchor the face, and hold the memory, turning mere faces into icons. But whose faces?

Answers are here. Please post your guesses, speculations, or arguments below! But know this: the Trivial Eye is presented for public amusement and no prizes are offered other than that familiar feeling of aggravation that so much of your mind is occupied by useless trivia.

The Debunker: Are There Super-Smart People with Photographic Memory?

Did you know that the second week of March is Brain Awareness Week around the globe? You didn’t? You weren’t aware of your brain? Conscious of your consciousness? Well, get with the program. March is perhaps the brainiest month of the year—it’s also when we celebrate the 1879 birthday of famous smarty-pants Albert Einstein, and the 1946 beginning of Mensa intelligence testing. But it turns out people will believe just about anything they hear about what’s going up between their ears. We’ve asked Ken Jennings to fact-check some particularly lame-brained misconceptions about gray matter.

The Debunker: Are There Super-Smart People with “Photographic Memory”?

Your Choice of Samsung Tab 3 Tablets

Round Duece

Round 2 keeps rolling with March Gladness.

March Gladness, 2nd round!

We're looking at the intangibles, right now. Things that make you happy, even if you can't reach out and touch them (at least without getting in trouble, in one case). Vote for whatever makes you the gladdest and BE SURE TO PRESS DONE to submit your answers. (Might have to scroll a little, sorry.)

To see an UPDATED bracket, click here. And if you want to discuss, head over here.

 

March Gladness: Round 2 (Pleasures and Guilty Pleasures Regions)

Heavy Petting On Sellout

It's "Heavy Petting" all this week on Sellout.Woot, where you can get everything you need for your four-legged indentured servant. 

That's right, the wild beast you imprison in your home will be totally happy once you get it a carpeted tree, some snacks and a padded bed. Its basal desires to hunt, kill, and procreate will be utterly fulfilled by all this great gear!

3in Quilted Gel Memory Topper

ROUND 2!

We're into the second round of March Gladness!

We're into round 2 of March Gladness, the tournament of happiness.

Today, we're looking at the tangibles: animate and inanimate. Vote for whatever makes you the gladdest and BE SURE TO PRESS DONE to submit your answers. (Might have to scroll a little, sorry.)

To see a bracket, click here (should be updated by midday on Monday). And if you want to discuss, head over here.

 

March Gladness: Round 2 (Animate & Inanimate Regions)