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If you buy it, it will come (to your house [in a box {barring shipping issues}]). #dream

Some folks follow the Woot-Off for the good deals, others for the variety of products. And others, well, they break their F5 buttons in the quixotic pursuit of a bag of worthless crap. Maybe this will be the time. Maybe... 

Modeaster

This Easter, please, don't let your giant human-sized rabbits walk around unclad.

Easter is a time of joy, and love, and reflecting on new life. That's why so many churches host a traditional Easter egg hunt! It's good clean fun that reminds us about the joy that comes from children, and Spring, and nice weather. But you know what ISN'T fun? A bunny without any pants on.

Oh, yes, there are SOME who'll say that bunnies have fun. But so what? What does fur even mean? Face it, a big bunny without pants is an open door to Spring Break at some hedonistic Hollywood wrap party. Why take the chance when it's so easy to cover that bunny up?

With some of these Fila shorts, in any of the listed styles, you'll be able to properly dress any bunny you might run into. Snowshoe hare? Style C. Holland Lop? Style E. German Angora? Style A. Blanc de Hotot? Style B.

Nostalgia

This DC35 is cordless. But we bet if you could see its photos from back in high school...

Hey, DC35! What's that?

"That? That's my... oh no. Oh, NO! MY HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK! Don'topenitdon'topenitdon'topenit!"

Too late! AW YEAH! THERE YOU ARE!

"This is so embarrassing."

What is that, a salmon t-shirt? With a cobalt blue tie? Ha ha ha ha! And look at those pants!

"Hey, look, everybody's fashion looks stupid years later. I was a kid! Today I'm a responsible vacuum weighing 4.85 pounds, able to move freely about the room thanks to my lack of cord."

Yeah? Guess you got all your rebellion out back in high school, huh? Or did you forget... THIS PHOTO???

"I was experimenting! I was young!"

Look at that thing! It's almost as long as your 26.1" long-reach wand! It's even braided!

Help me feed my pun addiction! Check out what we're looking for and post your own puns in the comments!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Poets you can eat!

It's poetry month, so let's do some poet puns! We're looking for poets you could eat. Check out these examples:

• Poblano Neruda
• Lord Alfred Venison
• William Curdsworth
   

Put yours in the comments and I'll pick my favorites next week.

The Best from Last Week (Disgusting Beautiful People)

• Spewma Thurman (from the legendary Jimkillian)
• Puke Wilson (from trippler)
• Mila Anus (from the shameless bsmith1)