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HP 17.3" Full HD i7 TouchSmart Laptop
Supply-Side Electronics
Everyone has a price. And so does every laptop. We're still looking for this one's.
If there's one thing we've learned in nine-plus years of hustling discount widgets, it's that "good or bad?" is the wrong question to ask about a product. The question is, is the price right? A gizmo that stinks like feces at $100 might shine like gold at $20.
So we're hoping our latest price drop puts the shine on this HP 17.3" Touchsmart laptop. Aside from the irrational fear and loathing that Windows 8 inspires in the hearts of men, it can do a lot for a laptop at this price. That 1920x1080 touchscreen, 8GB DDR3 memory, the 1TB hard drive, four USB ports including one USB 3.0: these are burly specs. This laptop totally shreds, people! Come on!
MuscleTech Phase8 Protein (4 Flavors)
UnPhased.
MuscleTech leverages the magic of numbers to make the case for their premium muscle protein delivery system. And why not? Our numbers indicate that numbers are the best way to hawk high-quality milkfoods.
We already know that MuscleTech's powder provides six different proteins (although not one of them is "mussel," rather disappointingly). But our big question, MuscleTech, is this: What are the first seven phases?
Phase I: Optimization: Prepare your muscles for maximum throbbiness and feature-rich mobile marketing.
Phase II: Anaphase. Something about chromatids. Now, it's been a while since we studied science, but if memory serves, a chromatid is a kind of melon or legume. One of the two.
Phase III: Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.
Lifesmart Infrared Fireplace 1,800 sq ft Heater
Don't Give A Rat's House
I need two things from a fireplace: it's got to warm the room, and it must not let rats into my house.
Yeah, sure, everybody loves the good old-fashioned fireplace. The family gathered around the hearth, a cozy plume rising from the chimney outside, all that crap. All that goes up in smoke the moment a rat finds its way down that chimney. Oh, you've got a screen or a cap on your chimney? And you're positive that will never be breached? Been up to your roof lately to check on it, have you? No? Then how do you know? HOW CAN YOU BE SURE?
Music Monday: Lies
Happy Music Monday! Music has always been about the dark side of life, so one must expect that lies would be mentioned regularly. Today Scott's picked five songs about lies. Do you have any to add? It'll be your turn at the end! Honest!
Lies can be weird, because sometimes they're what we WANT to hear. We know they're fake, but we still want 'em whispered at us. And, to be fair, sometimes the world is just better when wrapped in lies.
See you after the jump! Unless we're just making that up. You gotta ask yourself… can you trust this blog post?
Marina And The Diamonds - Lies
Asus 13.3" Full HD Core i5 Zenbook Touch
Compute It!
No, you're not seeing things. Out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a little something extra for today. Come on in and check it out!
Use this: because when you think about us, you touch your screen.
Don't use this: to win poker. Those are aces, not Asus.
At a karaoke bar, this product sings: "Go Intel it on the Mountain."
On this product's car, there is a bumper sticker that reads: "If you're close enough to read this, then get the heck off my Asus."
The SNL episode hosted by this product features a sketch in which: the laptop acts as the dance coach for the week's musical guest, but get this - THE LAPTOP IS BAD AT DANCING!
Roku 3 Streaming Media Player
Time-Warning
Get it now while Our Telecom Overlords still permit streaming video!
Someday you'll look back with fondness on the quaint little megacorporations that used to offer you broadband service. "Remember back before all the mergers? We used to be able to use the Internet without swiping our credit cards after every gigabyte we downloaded! You could actually use your Internet connection to watch TV! Then came... the monopoly..." That's what we'll talk about while we're waiting for our email attachments to download. Oooh, it's been half an hour now, let's see what this one is - darn, just another banner ad for those X10 cameras.
Woot-opoly: Fun for the Whole Family!
Positively Synapse Micro Street
JUST BUY IT OKAY
If there is one thing Woot does it is sell things. And this Woot-Off is no exception. You will find all sorts of things being sold here in this Woot-Off. Big things, small things, things you can wear, things you can touch, things you can love. Things are us, you could say.
VIZIO 32" 720p LED HDTV
What are you going to do with all your 720 peas? Wait, did we read something wrong?
If there is one thing Woot does it is sell things. And this Woot-Off is no exception. You will find all sorts of things being sold here in this Woot-Off. Big things, small things, things you can wear, things you can touch, things you can love. Things are us, you could say.
Belkin Dual-Band Wireless N+ Router
To Route Or To Trout?
This is, without question, something you could buy right now.
If there is one thing Woot does it is sell things. And this Woot-Off is no exception. You will find all sorts of things being sold here in this Woot-Off. Big things, small things, things you can wear, things you can touch, things you can love. Things are us, you could say.
8-in-1 Sea Building Set
This is, without question, something you could buy right now.
If there is one thing Woot does it is sell things. And this Woot-Off is no exception. You will find all sorts of things being sold here in this Woot-Off. Big things, small things, things you can wear, things you can touch, things you can love. Things are us, you could say.
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