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Zmodo 4CH/4-Camera Sony CCD with 500GB
Imagine what Pamela Anderson would have done with THIS! Oh, wait, you don't have to, you can download examples pretty much anywhere.
If there is one thing Woot does it is sell things. And this Woot-Off is no exception. You will find all sorts of things being sold here in this Woot-Off. Big things, small things, things you can wear, things you can touch, things you can love. Things are us, you could say.
Asus Mobile Dock Keyboard
Long Flight
This is, without question, something you could buy right now.
If there is one thing Woot does it is sell things. And this Woot-Off is no exception. You will find all sorts of things being sold here in this Woot-Off. Big things, small things, things you can wear, things you can touch, things you can love. Things are us, you could say.
Behind the GIF: A.S.S.S.
Is a GIF art? (Say that three times fast.)
We're including a free small shirt in every Shirt.Woot order for a limited time, and we pulled out all the stops in the creation of our promotional GIF. Go behind the scenes with director Dan Brandon to learn how we brought twerking Shirty to life.
Dell 23" Full HD Touchscreen Core i5 AIO PC
We like Nougata's chances, but Quintupla's got the personality.
Who Wants to Marry a Desktop? highlights from Week 8.
Quintupla and Desktop go skydiving!
"I was terrified," Quintupla told her JournalCam the night after the jump. "Desktop was so quiet and, like, stolid about the whole thing. So seeing Desktop all calm on the plane, I knew that it would be alright. It was so romantic."
Desktop was tossed from the aircraft and romantically shattered upon impact.
"Desktop is amazing. Such a romantic."
But watch out, Quintupla! Don't forget Colada is still in the game, and she's not ready to give up yet!
The Trivial Eye: Hair of the Doctor
Different actors, different personas, but most significantly, different hair: so goes the evolution of the character we insist on calling Doctor Who. (We're masochists for outraged, pedantic lectures from geeks.) For a time-traveler, the Doctor sure has followed the hairstyle trends of his time, hasn't he? Keep that in mind as you try to match the hair with the Doctor.
Answers are here. Please post your guesses, speculations, or arguments below! But know this: the Trivial Eye is presented for public amusement and no prizes are offered other than that familiar feeling of aggravation that so much of your mind is occupied by useless trivia.
Luxury 10" Gel Memory Foam Mattress-5 Sizes
In the Year 3,000
These mattresses are from the future! And it's a weird place.
If you're sleeping on one of these mattresses 1,000 years from now, there are a number of things we can surmise about you.
1. You got the $#!%less end of the genetic stick because you're WAY old and still kickin' i.e. You're the Highlander.
2. You're a king/queen because most everyone in the future sleeps on a nest of dryer lint and wet dog hair.
3. You scoff at the movie The Time Traveler's Wife because COULD THOSE TWO POSSIBLY HAVE LESS CHEMISTRY?
4. You hate it when people ask if there are flying cars in the future. Of course there are. Stupid heads.
There Can Be Only Pun: Literary Fashion
You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!
THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Literary Fashion!
Authors are known for being some of the best dressed people in the world. Okay, that's a lie. But they make for great fashion puns. Like:
- Shirt Vonnegut
- Cerpantes
- Dorothy Parka
Now it's your turn. Post yours in the comments and I'll choose my faves next week.
The best from last time (The Edible Games):
Samsung 32" 1080p LED Smart TV w/ Wi-Fi
2Smart 2Furious
When is a Smart TV too smart?
Have you ever used one of these Smart TVs? They're really really smart! Like, crazy smart! The only problem is, sometimes their guide function can get a bit wordy when describing basic television shows. Here, take a look:
Samsung Smart TV on Spongebob Squarepants: A sponge is animated by means unknown, and made to inhabit some nether region of the ocean wherein all the basic rules of marine biology are apparently suspended.
Samsung Smart TV on Two and a Half Men: Two related adult males inhabit a house with a young male - the son of one of said adult males and the supposed fractional human implied by the show's title - causing events to unfold which induce auditory responses from a group of unseen watchers.
HP 27" WQHD LED IPS Monitor
Introducing the Woot 27" Club
Our VIP section is only viewable on giant screens
Today we're introducing a new section to Woot.com that's full of cool new features and unbelievable deals; it's about ten inches that way ---> on your screen.
Oh, you can't see what's over there? That's a shame, and it must mean you're viewing this on a screen smaller than this refurbished 27" HP LED monitor. You see, all the cool new stuff on Woot.com is positioned such that it can only be viewed on an enormous 27" screen. Sucks for you.
If only you had a 27" screen you'd be able to see all the awesome stuff happening just over there ---> . We hired Mumford and Sons to play a live streaming concert, but get this: They're playing hit Disney songs from the 90s! Pretty great, right 27"ers?
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