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Reason With Us

Need a reason to buy this? We'll give you 7.2!

Because this is a Onkyo 7.2CH A/V Receiver w/ Wi-Fi & Bluetooth, we figured what better way to tell you about it than to give you 7.2 reasons why you should buy it? Here they are:

1) It offers Wi-Fi and Bluetooth audio streaming technology, six HDMI inputs, low resolution upscaling, 4K and 3D passthrough, and there's even a USB port for audio playback from a flash memory drive.

2) If you're allergic to Golden Retrievers, it doesn't mean you'll be allergic to A/V Receivers.

3) It makes you look like you know a thing or two about home theater system even if you actually have no clue what you're doing.

4) You can still use it if you're a running back, or even a quarterback!

5) It'll nicely complement your 7.2 Channel Putter.

Remember The Newton

The iPad: better than a watch.

Look, we're just gonna come out and say it: Apple's trollin', right? All those secret rumors about an iWatch are just to send the competition down a blind alley, aren't they? Because there's nothing an iPad can't do better than some wrist-computer. And we've got a little list to prove it.

Stop Pickpockets - With a 4th Gen iPad (like this one here) a pickpocket has to take something the size of a newspaper from your hands. You're gonna notice that. It doesn't matter how slick they are, you're gonna notice that. With some crazy watch, though? Pickpockets had THAT technique figured out before we even knew what silicon was.

The Miracle of HD Video

Of course I don't remember being born. That's why I'm glad I was wearing a Gear Pro camera when it happened.

People make videos of so many important moments in their lives. Why not the most important one? Thanks to my Gear Pro Action Camcorder and the foresight of my parents, I've got a hi-def fetus's-eye view of my own birth! I can relive the moment that started it all just as easily as I relive my greatest moments spent mountain biking, water-skiing, and skateboarding.

The compact, lightweight cam won't bog you down when you're racing down a hillside or squeezing through a birth canal. The included case protects the camera from any fluids you might encounter during a high-speed roar around the lake, or your own labor and delivery. It's a great way to share the thrills with all my friends.

You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Edible Events From The Every-Four-Years Games!

Strange things are afoot in Sochi. A grand contest of sport! No, we can't say the name. But you know what we're talking about. And this week we're looking for edible events that might take place in the summer or winter version of said contest of sport. Examples:

• ice gnocchi
• fryathalon
• archerry

Those are ours. Now give us yours and we'll pick our favorites next week.