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Dell UltraSharp 24" IPS LED Monitor

Watch out it's UltraSharp!! So sharp you'll slice your eyeballs watching extreme sports, kid!!!

Display:

Screen Size:
24"

Panel Technology:
Widescreen IPS

Native Resolution:
1920 x 1200

Brightness:
300cd/m2

Aspect Ratio:
16:10

Contrast Ratio:
1000:1

Viewing Angle:
178/178

Signal input connectors:
1 DisplayPort, 1 DVI-D, 1 VGA, 1 USB 2.0 upstream, 4 USB 2.0 downstream

Response Time:
8ms

Refresh Rate:
60 Hz

Pixel Pitch:
0.27mm

Colors:
16.7 Million

VESA:
Compatible 100 x 100mm

 

Physical:

Dimensions:

20.22 inches x 21.89 inches x 7.10 inches with stand,

14.24 inches x 21.89 inches x 2.56 inches without stand

Weight:
8.73 lbs

In the box: 

Wild Zora Meat and Veggie Bars (14)

Meat and Veggie Bars are bars made of meat and veggies and NOT a local drinking establishment where various meats and veggies get together for drinks after work. 

  • See 'Photo Gallery' for Nutrition Information
  • Best by June, 2019

ThermaCELL Rechargeable Heated Insoles

Not for use in your swim fins. Obviously. 

Heated Insoles Size
Fits Men's Shoe Size
Fits Women's Shoe Size

Medium
5.5 to 7
6.5 to 8

Large
7.5 to 9
8.5 to 10

X-Large
9.5 to 11
10.5 to 12

XX-Large
11.5 to 13
12.5 to 14

In the box:

  • 2 Heated Insoles equipped with integrated rechargeable lithium-ion polymer batteries
  • 1 remote control with battery
  • 1 lanyard
  • 1 drawstring travel bag
  • 1 wall charger
  • 1 instruction booklet

What's New Wednesday!

(Actually, you'll be the same schlub, but a snazzy schlub!)

Ninja Intelli-Sense Kitchen Blender

Ninjas use their intelligence to sense tons of things we can't. This includes:

  • A titmouse with a hammer toe
  • The exact expiration of avocados
  • The ever-encroaching finger of death, and
  • Every kitten sneeze in New Jersey

Dimensions: 12x16x19

Weight: 20 lbs

In the Box:

(1) Ninja Intelli-Sense Kitchen System with Advanced Auto IQ, CT680SS

  • 1200-Watt Motor Base with Touchscreen Display
  • 72 oz. (64 oz. max liquid capacity) Total Crushing? Pitcher
  • Stacked Blade Assembly
  • 8-cup Precision Processor?
  • Dough Blade Assembly
  • (1) 24-ounce Nutri Ninja? Cup
  • (1) Spout Lid
  • Pro Extractor Blades? Assembly
  • Reversible Slicing/Shredding Disc and Disc Spindle
  • Precision Processing Blade Assembly

AirDots Bluetooth Ear Buds With Charging Case

We're not sure how the scientists transmogrified these thingamajigs, but here are some other items we'd like to see debiggenated.

  • Pocket 3D Food Printer: "Man, I could sure go for a lemon pettifor right now." BXZZZDING! "Delicious!"
  • Mini Keyboard: Y'know, from back in the Sidekick days. Ah, 2004, how we miss you...
  • Micro-MicroSD Card: So small, you'll lose them in half the time. Efficient!

Specs:

  • Bluetooth 4.2
  • IPX7 water resistance
  • Frequency: 2.4GHz
  • Working distance: 10 meters
  • Earbuds battery: 50mAh
  • Standby time: 120 hours
  • Talking time: 3-4 hours
  • Music time: 2-3 hours
  • Charging time: 1-1.5 hours
  • Charging case battery: 300mAh

In the Box:

Apple Watch Series 3 w/ Cellular (S&D)

2001 - "Pshh, this iPod thing will never catch on"
2007 - "Meh, no way this iPhone thing will work"
2015 - "Apple Watch? No way!"
2025 - "...I give up. I'll try a set of iGenius eyeballs please..."

Brother CM350 Electronic Cutting Machine

Go ahead cut anything! Cheese! Machine screws! Hardened kitty litter in the shape of Andrew Garfield! Go ahead! I mean, ANY of those things will break the machine, but we ain't gonna tell ya how to live your life...

In the Box: 

(1) Brother CM350 Electronic Cutting Machine- Factory Reconditioned Includes: 

  • (1) Standard Cut Blade Holder 
  • (1) Standard Cut Blade
  • (1) Standard Mat- 12" x 12" 
  • (2) Color Pen Set (Black &  Red) 
  • (1) Spatula
  • (1) Touch Pen
  • (1) Accessory Pouch 
  • (1) Pen Holder 

Dell 5190 11.6" 2-in-1 Touch Chromebooks

With reliable performance and long lasting battery life - you can easily surf, stream and stay in touch with what matters most. Which, admittedly for you, is just cat memes and injury GIFs. You should really get a job, Michael...

Specifications:

Processor:
Intel Celeron N3450 1.1 GHz

  • Burst up to 2.2GHz
  • Quad-Core
  • 2MB L2 Cache
  • Integrated Intel HD 500 Graphics

Intel Celeron N3350 1.1 GHz

Under Armour Men's Apparel

Layer up because you never know when aliens will arrive from across the cosmos to harvest our precious sunlight.