We're not talking about your strength of character. We're talking about muscles inside your body. Strength comes from those. Go ahead and be a good person if you want. Think about how your actions affect others. That's all great. But also be an actual strong person with big muscles, because then you can smash stuff, and that's a lot more fun than going around doing the right thing all the time.
In the box:
Fire up your TV and set the place ablaze with the hottest in digital entertainment. Your ears wll be smoking from the perfect sound, your eyes burning from the crisp hi def picture... Oh crud, I ran out of fire references...
Size
2.6" x 2.6" x 0.6" (65.0 mm x 65.0 mm x 15.0 mm)
Weight
3.1 oz (87.1 g)
Processor
Quad-core 1.5 GHz | ARM 4xCA53
GPU
Mali450 MP3
Storage
8 GB internal
Wi-Fi connectivity
Dual-band, dual-antenna Wi-Fi (MIMO) for faster streaming and fewer dropped connections than standard Wi-Fi.
Juno: The take charge "alpha" type who is always down to lead the team on dangerous missions.
Ivanka: The "newbie" of this pack, she's still learning the ropes but her excitement and enthusiasm make up for her lack of experience... Just keep her off the rug when she gets really excited, if you know what we mean.
Fiona: The "wild card" of the bunch, you never know what crazy she'll bring to the table. Orchestrator of the now infamous "Snausage Snatch" operation of '09.
and Mr. Moses: The communications specialist, he briefs the gang on the goings on around the world. Sure, it looks like he's asleep in front of the TV, but don't let that snoring fool ya!
In the box:
Come on, it's January and you made the resolution to read more. Well, start yourself off on the right foot with this Kindle that you can then fill with classic novels and chewy historical autobiographies... only to forget about them until next Xmas. LOL! You'll never change!
Specifications:
Model:
Kindle Paperwhite - Celeste (2012)
Display:
Amazon's 6" Paperwhite display with Carta e-paper technology and built-in light, 212 ppi, optimized font technology, 16-level gray scale
System Requirements:
None, because it's wireless and doesn't require a computer.
On-device Storage:
Holds over 1,000 books; 2GB Internal Storage
Battery Life:
A single charge lasts up to eight weeks, based on a half hour of reading per day with wireless off and the light setting at 10.
Deep beneath the surface of the sea,
Grows the the most beautiful tree;
With branches of coral, and roots in the reef,
Its design makes the perfect tee!
[creepy 80's rocker voice] Aw yeah, baby. Baby, baby yeah. Come on with those sweet curves. They dangerous? They dangerous curves? [points] GUITAR! I bet these curves are like a road in the rain at night; slippery when wet. [pours a Rolling Rock on the TV and is immediately electrocuted] HIYAAAAAAA! [crowd goes wild]
Jack cheese is the cheese for you if you want to get JACKED!
Preparing Vella Cheese for Cooking
When you cook with cheese, you typically will slice, shred, grate, or crumble the cheese before using it in your special recipes. Some of our cheeses are soft, like Toma, and other cheeses are very hard, like Golden Bear Dry Jack or Oro Secco. Here are some suggestions for preparing our cheeses:
Hand Slicing Cheese - While you can hand-slice any of our cheeses, Toma, our softest, moistest cheese, should only be hand sliced. Try putting a block of Toma into the freezer for a half hour before slicing will firm it up a bit for more uniform slicing. But don't serve Toma too cold or you will lose grater/shreddersome of its delicious, creamy flavor.
Recreate scenes from your favorite heist movie and try to stealthily sneak past the motion detectors while another member of your crew types furiously on a laptop and says "I'm in!" and then it looks like the heist fails but making it look like the heist failed was part of the plan all along.
Spotlights require 4 D-cell batteries (not included)
In the box:
(4) Mr. Beams Motion-Sensing Spot Lights
Come on, admit it, you're pretty lazy. I mean, odds are that you're browsing this tee at work, right? Well, we don't judge procrastinators here at Woot! Doing nothing is our goal as well, and avoiding work is half the battle! ...see what we did there?
That simply must include colors that I've never heard of. I would like to pitch a few that are as of yet unnamed:
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