*plays violently aggressive guitar riff and yells mostly nonsense lyrics*
BTW, LED does not mead Light Emitting Diode in this case. It means Largely Energy Deficient. You've been warned. OK, I'm lying, but it's the weekend, cut me some slack, eh?
A fun thing to do would be to replace ALL of the lightbulbs in your house with color changing bulbs and then change the color at random, but if anyone else says anything about it pretend that nothing is going on. Did I say "fun thing" I think maybe I meant a good way to get slapped upside the head.
In the box:
Single Pack: Includes 1 bulb and 1 remote
~or~
~or~
Did William Tell START by shooting an apple off his son's head or did he start with much bigger fruit like a full-sized watermelon and work his way DOWN to an apple? And assuming that's true (and it must be because you just read it on the internet) do you think his ultimate goal was to work his way all the way down to like a blueberry? Probably!
Technical Specs
Arrow Velocity
Up to 370 fps
FPE
110 ft. -lbs
Length
35-39.25
System
Compound
Power Stroke
13.5"
Draw Weight
185 lbs
Axle to Axle (cocked/uncocked)
18" / 21.5"
Overall Length
35"-39.25"
Weight
11.9 lbs
Limbs
Quad Limb Composite
Stock Style
Ambidextrous
Stock Material
Composite/Aluminum
Material
Composite
Included Optics
4x32 mm Crossbow Scope
In the Box:
(1) CenterPoint AXCSP185CK Specialist XL 370 Camo-Crossbow Package
You know, your insides are a lot like the Mariana Trench: Wet, lightless and full of squirming parasites. Or is that last one just me? I knew I shouldn't have drank from that fountain in Machu Picchu...
*That'll mess up your back real bad so you'll get the most out of this product!
You're welcome!
In the Box:
BetterBack Lumbar Support Braces- Pick Style
OR
OR
Cyberdyne (Cyber Dynamics Systems Corporation) decided to shelve the product when instead of Destroying All Humanity, it made espresso and complained about gentrification.
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel i5-3210M 2.50GHz (Up to 3.10GHz)
Spin a skirt with some o' that HOT new jazz, like "Fats" Waller or Spencer "Hammer Toe" Josie! {H.R. NOTE:} You are officially too old to do these write-ups, gramps.
Specifications
Sensor Type:
Passive Infrared (picks up heat movement).
Sensor Range:
Sensor detection up to 40 ft.
Sensor to Receiver Range:
500-ft for the Standard Version and maximum 1/4 mile for the Long Range
Zones:
Program up to 4 different zones; allows you to distinguish which sensor was triggered and prevent interference. Supports 4 sensors on each zone.
Tones:
30 different tones and adjustable LOUD volume.
Lights:
Flashing number for each zone and low battery lights.
Weather:
Operating temperature range: -4 degrees to 140 degrees F. Sensors are weatherproof and include a hood for further protection against the elements.
Mounting:
Sensor can mount to posts, walls, fences, and trees with included mounting hardware. Receiver sits on countertop.
Expandability:
Can support up to 16 sensors and unlimited receivers in one system.
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