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Breville the Juice Fountain® Multi-Speed
When you Wish Up on A Fruit
I want moar apple juice! Any body got penny?
What are you doing?
"Making juice with my new Multi-Speed Breville the Juice Fountain®. Its simple, really. Alls I need to do is pick out fruit, put it in and juice. The juicer adjusts speeds to maxamize juice and minamize waist. It also has 5 speeds for efficient juice output, and a micromesh filter keeps the fibers out while keeping juice in."
No, I get that, but why are you throwing coins in it.
"Oh! Its a fountain, so Im making a wish of coarse."
It's not a REAL fountain, thought. Its just a juice fountain.
"Hey, you can't argue with results."
What results? What are you wishing four?
"Fresh squeezed juice! And it's come true everytime!"
Klipsch S4i Rugged In-Ear Headphones
The Champion
We've come to the end of March Gladness!
We've come to the end of March Gladness, the ultimate online tournament of happiness played out on a deal-based e-commerce site. You voted for what made you happy, and for that, we'd like to say thanks! Without loyal Wooters like you participating, March Gladness would've been pretty sad.
But enough of all that schmaltzy crap, let's get down to it. You wanna know who won. So, without further ado, we present the Champion of March Gladness:
It's SEX! Sex won March Gladness! (Discuss here if you want.)
Roku 3 Streaming Media Player
The Finish Line!
One more day to vote in March Gladness!
Sex vs. money! The two components of the oldest profession pitted against each other. Who will prevail? You decide! Vote for whatever makes you the gladdest, and BE SURE TO PRESS DONE to submit your answers.
To see a bracket, click here. And if you want to discuss, head over here.
March Gladness: The Championship!
California Umbrellas - Your Choice
Championship Round, PART 1
All this weekend, vote for the champion of March Gladness!
Sex against money you found on the street in the final??? Who could have guessed that those two things make people happy. Not us, surely. (But seriously, Money on the street beating Puppies? We didn't see that coming.) Anyway, vote for whatever makes you the gladdest, and BE SURE TO PRESS DONE to submit your answers.
To see a bracket, click here. And if you want to discuss, head over here.
March Gladness: The Championship!
Happy Birthday, Woot Tools & Garden!
Was it really just one year ago that we here over here announcing that Woot Tools & Garden had bloomed from the harsh cold ground? It's hard to believe, but it's true. Something like 52 Mondays hence, that little site came to life. And now it seems like it's always been here.
Anyway, in honor of this very special day, we're having a little celebration for the next fortnight*. Check out a special soundtrack, or the Woot Tools & Garden main page, or the various Woot Plus sales, or our Facebook, or maybe even our Twitter because in some or all of these places you'll see us giving away our presents to you! Sadly, we can't offer slices of cake. You'll have to buy that somewhere else.
Music Monday: Conspiracy Songs
Happy Music Monday! In today's weird, messed-up world, we're surrounded by conspiracy theories each and every day. So it should be no wonder that we've all heard songs about that very concept. Today Scott's spoken with some shadowy figures from the Illuminati and gotten permission to do a list of conspiracy songs. Check it out… before they make him take it down!
Soul Coughing - Unmarked Helicopters
A team of special helicopters with no markings that answer to no one? Pffft. Next you'll say that the Pentagon has a Black Ops budget nobody can account for! Face it, as conspiracies go, these spooky helicopters are pretty easy to accept. All it takes is a can of paint and a General saying "need-to-know" a few times!
Fila Men's Active Tees - 10 Colors
March Gladness, Round 5
Only four competitors remain!
This is it guys. The Final Four. Just two match ups left before the championship round. Vote for whatever makes you the gladdest and BE SURE TO PRESS DONE to submit your answers.
To see a bracket, click here. And if you want to discuss, head over here.
March Gladness: the 5th Round!
De'Longhi 1.5 Pint Gelato/Ice Cream Maker
We're Not Sure Who's Actually Talking Here
No, you're not seeing things. Out of our desperate craving for dollars commitment to our customers, we're running an extra deal today. Who loves money you, baby?
Oh, poor unsuspecting human. Today you sit lamenting your fate, but soon? Soon the sky will blaze with the force of ten thousand suns that are all one ten-thousandth the size of the sun we now have! And what will you do then? From whom will you seek the cool you now take for granted?
Poor unsuspecting human. Prepare yourself now with this DeLonghi Gelato Maker. Dense and lower fat, you'll be able to eat so much more of it than you'd expect. Which is good, because you're going to have several months of sun before the ice and snow return.
Be prepared, poor unsuspecting human. Be prepared.
Dyson DC25 Animal
March Gladness, Round 4!
We're almost done with March Gladness!
We're down to only eight competitors and puppies is the sole #1 seed remaining. Will it survive?!?! Vote for whatever makes you the gladdest and BE SURE TO PRESS DONE to submit your answers. (Might have to scroll a little, sorry.)
To see a bracket, click here. And if you want to discuss, head over here.
March Gladness: the 4th Round!
Bates Zero Mass Tactical 8-Inch Boots
March Gladness, Round 3!
We're down to the sweet 16!
The 3rd round of March Gladness is upon us.
It's the third round! The sweet sixteen! Only the strongest, happiest competitors. Vote for whatever makes you the gladdest and BE SURE TO PRESS DONE to submit your answers. (Might have to scroll a little, sorry.)
To see a bracket, click here. And if you want to discuss, head over here.
March Gladness: Round 3!
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