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Kitchen Warfare
Here's a silly way to shop
Just tell everyone the food stains are camouflage.
Have you ever eaten at a sushi place with one of those conveyer belts? The Woot-Off is sort of like that, except instead of sushi you're grabbing TVs, there is a slightly smaller chance of contracting giardia, and we won't berate you about eating all the rice.
Sony 16.1MP Digital Camera w/ 8x Zoom
Here's a silly way to shop
Don’t get mad. Don't get even. Get glad! March Gladness, starting this Thursday on Woot.com!
Have you ever eaten at a sushi place with one of those conveyer belts? The Woot-Off is sort of like that, except instead of sushi you're grabbing TVs, there is a slightly smaller chance of contracting giardia, and we won't berate you about eating all the rice.
Parrot AR.Drone 2.0 Wi-Fi Quadricopter
Life is confusing, even at the best of times.
Hi Jarson,
I got your email about distinguishing between a Parrot [bird] and a Parrot [AR.Drone 2.0 Quadricoptor]. As an aviary military specialist, I've provided some helpful material to assist you.
PARROT BIRD VERSUS PARROT DRONE: KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
Feathers?
YES: Bird.
NO: Parrot AR.Drone 2.0 Quadricoptor
Records video?
YES: Parrot AR.Drone 2.0 Quadricoptor
NO: Bird.
Companionship?
YES: Bird.
NO: Parrot AR.Drone 2.0 Quadricoptor
Gyroscope?
YES: Parrot AR.Drone 2.0 Quadricoptor
NO: Bird.
Feces?
YES: Bird.
NO: Parrot AR.Drone 2.0 Quadricoptor [barring a very specific and strange recall.]
Airborn?
Get Lit! Woot Celebrates Day One
Because great prose should be celebrated. With videos, obviously.
Have you heard of Day One? It's a cool new literary journal for your Kindle. And this week it features a short story from Woot writer Sean Adams.
Onkyo 7.2CH A/V Receiver w/ Wi-Fi & Bluetooth
Reason With Us
No, you're not seeing things. Out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a little something extra for today. Come on in and check it out!
Because this is a Onkyo 7.2CH A/V Receiver w/ Wi-Fi & Bluetooth, we figured what better way to tell you about it than to give you 7.2 reasons why you should buy it? Here they are:
1) It offers Wi-Fi and Bluetooth audio streaming technology, six HDMI inputs, low resolution upscaling, 4K and 3D passthrough, and there's even a USB port for audio playback from a flash memory drive.
2) If you're allergic to Golden Retrievers, it doesn't mean you'll be allergic to A/V Receivers.
3) It makes you look like you know a thing or two about home theater system even if you actually have no clue what you're doing.
AOC 27" 1080p LED Monitor with Speakers
Sound Abound
No, you're not seeing things. Out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a little something extra for today. Come on in and check it out!
Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton are certainly entertaining, but with the many film and television options out there, we can understand why you might want to, y'know, try something new.
If it's your current setup that's been holding you back, try out this AOC 27" 1080p LED Monitor with Speakers. That's right: we said "with speakers"! Not only will you be able to watch films in color, but you'll even be able to listen to the audio.
Acer 15.6" Full HD Core i5 Convertible Laptop
Like If Maserati and Viagra Made a Computer
Midlife crisis? Get a convertible!
Top down. Wind in your hair. Just roaring down the Information Superhighway without a care in the world. All you need to live the dream is this Acer convertible laptop. And a fan, probably.
The patented Ezel hinge puts that touchscreen right where you want it. Behind the keyboard. In front of the keyboard. With that 6GB DDR3 memory purring under the hood and that 15.6" Full HD LED display spread out before you, you can go anywhere.
A weight has been lifted. You can breathe deeper. You're free. You're alive again, damn it. Because you have a convertible.
The Trivial Eye: Basketball Movies
The likes of Eight Men Out and The Blind Side notwithstanding, basketball tops every sport on the silver screen. The back-and-forth scoring, the spectacular jumps and shots, the buzzer-beaters from halfcourt, the complex interplay of class and race: it's all made for the movies. Before the real basketball drama starts unfolding next week, can you identify these eight hoops films by their posters or DVD covers?
Answers are here. Please post your guesses, speculations, or arguments below! But know this: the Trivial Eye is presented for public amusement and no prizes are offered other than that familiar feeling of aggravation that so much of your mind is occupied by useless trivia.
There Can Be Only Pun: Crappy College Basketball Teams
You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!
THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Crappy College Basketball Teams!
Next week, the tournament of young basketball teams begins. We'll be taking the week off from the pun post, so we figured we'd celebrate now… with some really crappy college basketball teams. That's right. We're looking for bathroom humor in the form of basketball team puns. Use the whole team name or just the school. Here are a few examples:
Asus VivoTab RT 64GB Tegra 3 Tablet
Dog Reviewed
This real, actual review should clear up a lot!
We could tell you all about this Asus VivoTab, but we know that nothing impacts a buying decision more than a real person's real review, so here's one from Terry, a dog stuck in a man's body after a wacky science experiment went wrong. Take it away, Terry!
Thanks for featuring my review, Woot! Let me cut to the chase: this tablet is excellent. I give it four bones out of five. I love it almost as much as I love sniffing butts and chasing cats. Every morning after I'm done peeing on all of the trees in my back yard, I turn on my Asus. I've gotta be careful not to engage its built-in front-facing camera, because if I do I might see myself on the screen and waste the whole morning barking at my own image because I think I'm another person. But that's really on me, not the Asus.
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