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Wildhorn Outfitters Seaview Snorkel Mask
Don't force your friends to look through a boring-as-hell slideshow of pic after pic of Dad in Mickey ears eating rum raisin ice cream. Go EXTREME, bruh, and film your snorkeling adventures! Then you get to say, "See, there's the reef... there's the hammerhead... there's the roof of the ambulance..."
Size
Inches
Centimeters
Seaview 180 Sizing Chart
XS
3.35-3.94 in
8.5-10 cm
S/M
<4.7 in
12 cm
L/XL
>4.7 in
12cm
Measure from the bridge of your nose to your chin. If the measurement is less than 4.7 inches (12 cm), then choose the S/M size. If it is greater than 4.7 inches (12 cm) choose the L/XL size.
In the Box:
- (1) Wildhorn Outfitters Seaview 180-Degree Snorkel Mask
Lenovo ThinkPad T450 14" i7 256GB Laptop
STEP 1: Bang away at your beautiful new Lenovo ThinkPad for 2 hours. STEP 2: Yell, "We've done it! We hacked the nuke codes!" STEP 3: Yell, "They traced us!" and run out the back of the coffee shop. STEP 4: Have your friends in black suits and sunglasses run in the front and look about frantically while they scream into their sleeves.
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel Core i7-5600U 2.6GHz (Turbo up to 3.2GHz)
W&P Design 'The Stirred Cocktail Set'
1 cup Monarch vodka
1 glance at a bottle of Vermouth
65 ice cubes
Instructions: Drink rotgut, soothe brutal hangover the next day with ice cubes
- All items are dishwasher safe.
- Mixing glass is 6" H x 4" W (including pour spot) and holds 20 ounces
- Ice tray yields (4) 2.25" x 2.25" cubes
- Spoon is 10"L x 1" W
- Strainer is 6.5" L x 3" W.
Dell Latitude 13.3" FHD Touch 2-in-1 Laptops
Unlike the smug person from your yoga class, you'll actually like how flexible this laptop is. Also, unlike the smug person from your yoga class, this laptop doesn't smell like kale and patchouli. And most importantly, unlike the smug person from your yoga class, this laptop can actually help you with your work or school assignments. The choice is clear: stop going to yoga class and buy this laptop instead.
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel Core i7-7600U 2.8GHz (Turbo up to 3.9GHz)
4MB Smart Cache
Processor Core:
Dual-Core
Screen Size:
13.3"
Aspect Ratio:
16:9
Resolution
1920 x 1080
Display Type:
Full-HD Touchscreen
Graphics:
Intel HD Graphics 620
Memory:
16GB DDR4-2133, on-board
Hard Drive:
Your Choice:
256GB M.2 Solid State Drive
or
Chef's Choice Manual Knife Sharpener
A knife sharpener like this keeps your knives properly sharpened, and a properly sharpened knife makes it much easier to chop your food. However, a properly sharpened knife also makes it a lot easier to accidentally chop your finger while you're chopping you food. In that way, a properly sharpened knife is somewhat of a double-edged sword, which, coincidentally, you could also sharpen with this knife sharpener.
Dimensions: 9.2 x 2 x 2 inches
In the Box:
(1) Chef'sChoice 4643 ProntoPro Diamond Hone Manual Knife Sharpener
ACOPOWER Portable Freezer - Your Choice
Keeping your Kool-Aid cold with the power... OF THE SUN!
But then he's probably get all down on us for drinking sugary drinks. Forget it, he's not invited.
P40A - Battery and Solar Charging model: In the Box:
(1) ACOPOWER 40L/42W Portable Solar/Battery-Powered Fridge & Freezer
(1) DC Power Cord
(1) AC Adaptor
(1) Solar Charge Cable
(1) User Manual
P40 - DC Compressor (no battery) model: In the Box:
(1) ACOPOWER 40L/42W Portable DC12V Powered Fridge & Freezer
(1) DC Power Cord
(1) AC Adaptor
(1) User Manual
Pelican 22oz or 32oz Travel Tumbler
That joke is so original! Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha (checks minimum word count for write-up) Dang. Try storing your drink in your big puffy cheeks, LIKE A PELICAN! Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha... that's gotta be enough, I'm going to Happy Hour.
22 Ounce Tumbler
- Height: 8.25" (21 cm)
- Capacity: 22oz (.65L)
32 Ounce Tumbler
- Height: 10.5" (26.7 cm)
- Capacity: 32oz (.95L)
In the box:
- (1) Pelican 22oz or 32oz Traveler Tumbler with Slide Lid - Your Choice
Sierra Modern Home Studio Smart Table
No, not that type of smart. This sucker's got wireless charging and a wireless Blueteeth speaker. It also looks smart, so that's a bonus.
Isn't livin' in the future great? I mean, no Jetsons flying cars, but it's still pretty great.
Package Dimensions:
- 18.05 lbs
- 19.4 x 9 x 9 inches
Table Dimensions:
- 24.8 x 15.9 inches
Table Features:
- Bluetooth 4.2
- Aux input
- USB 5V, 1A
- USB 5V 2.1A
- Qi Wireless Charging
In the Box:
- Smart Table
- Aux Cable
- AC Adapter
- Quick Start Guide
None for Nathan
I mean, you are from the future, right? Shouldn't you have seen that one coming, after all? Aw, who cares, li'l Red there is such a wee scamp. Tee-hee!
HP Z2-G3 Intel i7 256GB Mini Workstation
This computer is more BUSINESS than a scotch at 2:00 PM. More BUSINESS than barking orders through a mouth full of steak. More BUSINESS than a wool suit in 95 degree heat. More BUSINESS than pretending to like your boss's sports team. More BUSINESS than losing your retirement to shady dealings. More BUSINESS than that coffee stain on your tie. MADE YOU LOOK!
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel Core i7-6700 3.4GHz (Turbo up to 4.0GHz)
8MB Cache
Processor Core:
Quad-Core
Memory:
16GB DDR4-2400, 2-DIMM
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