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Abcosport Pop-Up Cabana Beach Tent
Everything should be pop-up! Pop-up kitchens for lunch, pop-up massage tables for relaxing, pop-up police in case of emergencies, pop-up tracheotomy in case of choking, pop-up limited liability company in case of lawsuits, you get the idea...
In the Box:
- (1) Abcosport Pop-Up Cabana Beach Tent Blue or Red - Your Choice
Pizootz Almonds 8-Pack Sampler
We can't stop saying Pizoots here at Woot offices. It just sounds like something an old scientist would say when he figgers out how to kill the aliens. "Pizoots!" "What is it, Professor?" "If vee combine zee recombinant RNA with zee aliens' mutated DNA, we just... might... have... a... chance! Pizoots!"
- See Photo Gallery for Nutrition Info
- Best By: 10/10/2019 (or later)
Jabra Elite Sport Wireless Earbuds
We miss calling people sport. It was a way to address someone (usually a kid) when you totally forgot there name. "How's it goin' there... uh... Sport?" Acceptable alternatives are Chief, Boss, Bossman, Guy, Missy, and Kid that Keeps Throwing Beer Cans at my Cat You Little *&^%!$...
Charging time
2 hours
Certi?cations
Bluetooth 4.1, CE, FCC, IC, RoHS, REACH
Bluetooth device
Yes
Operating range
Up to 10 meters (33 feet)
Connection (mini jack, USB, etc)
Micro USB
Talk time
4.5 hours Talk/music time in earbuds.
Mizuno Men's and Women's Wave Sky
Acceptable opinions for wearing these shoes:
"Meh, I don't really like chocolate or vanilla."
"The Prequels aren't too horrible, I guess."
"I might go running... or I might just eat this whole case of Cinnabon."
Women's US
CM
6
22.5
6.5
23
7
23.5
7.5
24
8
24.5
8.5
25
9
25.5
9.5
26
10
26.5
10.5
27
11
27.5
11.5
28
Men's US
CM
7
25
7.5
25.5
8
26
8.5
26.5
9
27
9.5
27.5
10
28
10.5
28.5
11
29
11.5
29.5
12
30
13
30.5
14
31
In the Box: (1 Pair) Mizuno Men's or Women's Wave Sky Running Shoe
LyfeLite Battery Backup Emergency LED Bulbs
Did you know Neil Diamond was inspired to write "Turn on Your Heartlight" by E.T.: the Extra Terrestrial" when he saw it with Burt Bacharach? True story. We here at Woot want not just access to your wallet, but your mind as well... but mainly your wallet, TBH.
In the box:
(8) LyfeLite Battery Backup Emergency LED Bulbs
The Jam Stand Sweet Wino Onion Jam (3)
Man, they should just put wine in everything. Frosted Flakes, water balloons, water fountains, my coffee cup at 9 in the morning... I may have a problem...
- See 'Photo Gallery' for Nutrition Information
- Use By: 12/19/2019
My Book USB 3.0 External Hard Drive
Western Digital My Book: holds terabytes of data, protected by password and hardware encryption
Hollowed-out old book: holds up to one gold bar, flask, or forged will, protected by rusty old lock
Western Digital My Book: includes USB 3.0 connection, shaped vaguely like a book
Hollowed-out old book: includes mites, shaped just like a book
Ethan Williams Soft Sueded T-Shirt 3-Pk
Sorry, Ethan. I wasn't planning on stealing your shirts, but they're so comfortable! {giggle} They make me think of you when you're not around {awww} and they smell like you! {so sweet}
Sincerely,
The Romantic Living in Your Crawlspace
Size Chart (inches)
S
M
L
XL
XXL
Chest
38-39"
41-42"
44-45"
48-49"
52-53"
Body Length
28-28.5"
29-29.5"
30-30.5"
31-31.5"
32-32.5"
Sleeve Length
7.5"
8"
8.5"
9"
9.5"
In the Box: (1) Ethan Williams 3-Pack-Ultra Soft Sueded Semi-fitted Crew Neck or V-Neck T-Shirt
Adeptus Rolling Carts (Your Choice)
Look at your stuff it's everywhere! You've got stuff over there and then some more stuff in a pile over here. And don't even get me started on THAT stuff. It's a ridiculous way to live and it's time to get your life in order by gathering up all your stuff and putting it in a place. There... don't you feel better?
In the box:
- (1) Adeptus Euro Solid Wood 6 Drawer Roll Cart
Slow Roller
"You enter a dimly-lit inn. Two burly guards sitting at the closest table rise to block your way. Roll for initiative."
{swallows die}
"You are terrible at this game..."
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