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Chefman Sous Vide Precision Cooker
We here at Woot like to advance the human language at every turn. Today, we present the term "Sous Vide". It is a method of cooking. But why, WHY {bangs table} I ask you do we settle for that one use of such a beautiful phrase? We would posit to elevate it to include, "extreme satisfaction with your dinner." That way, when you've finished cooking the perfect dinner with your Chefman Sous Vide Precision Cooker, you can yell, "Sooooooous VIIIIIIDE!" You're welcome.
Dimensions: 15.5 x 4 x 4 inches
Weight: 3.6 lbs
In the Box:
- Chefman RJ39-V2-A Sous Vide Precision Cooker
- User Guide
Mr. Beams NetBright Motion-Sensing LED Spotlight
As children, Mr. Beams and Mr. Bean played together in the expansive yard of their childhood home, the wind tousling their dark hair and expressive eyebrows. As brothers, they were close, but competitive. Now they find themselves working in two very different industries. One brings joy to children and grown men alike, and the other is some kind of comedian actor...
Specifications
Dimensions:
10.7"L x 3.6"W x 3.9"H
Batteries:
4 D-Cell batteries (not included)
Material:
Plastic
In the box:
- (1) Mr. Beams MBN3000 NetBright Motion-Sensing LED Dual-Head Spotlight
- Installation Hardware
- Manual
AstroAI TRMS 6000 Digital Clamp Multimeter
Wait, with this font we can't figger if this is Astro ai or Astro AL? We like AstroAL. AstroAL TRMS 6000 sounds like your boozy but fun Uncle AL who, through a tragic lathing accident has been transformed into a bad joke spewing, unstoppable killing machine (for good). "Yes gentlemen, we have the technology to MAKE ALL BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER, but not funnier, alas..."
Specifications:
Temperature Test: Yes
Transistor Test: Yes
Diode Test: Yes
Continuity Test: Yes
External Current Test: Yes
Capacitance: Yes
Frequency: Yes
In the box:
- (1) AstroAI ASIMT201D TRMS 6000 Counts Digital Clamp Multimeter
- (1) Pair of Test Leads
- (1) K Type Thermocouple
- (1) 9V Battery
- User Manual
XtremePro 4K Ultra HD Sports Camera Bundle
Yes, don't just use this for Xtreme sports, use it for everyday activities and transform your workaday life to the XTREME! Xtreme French press coffee! Xtreme taxes! Xtreme looking for the damn remote again, LISA, DID YOU MOVE THE DAMN XTREME REMOTE AGAIN? That's not very Xtreme, Lisa...
- 2" rear LCD screen
- Video Resolution: 4K 30fps/2.7K 30fps/1080p 60fps
- Photo Resolution: 12MP/8MP/5MP/2MP
- 170 Degree Super Wide Angle Lens
- English/German/French/Spanish/Italian/Russian Language options built-in
- 1050mAh Lithium Ion Battery
- Input/Output: Micro USB/HDMI
- Dimensions: 3x2x1 inches
- Weight: 3 ounces
In the Box:
Maud's French Roast Coffee, 200-Count Coffee Pods
"Here at Maud's Coffee Pods, we got yer pods. For coffee. Finest pods left of the Mississip' right here {bangs fender of coffee pod} Yessiree, fine American craftsmanship went into the design of Maud's Pods, gua-rohn-teed to hop you up on caffeine goofballs. Come on down! Free head cheese for the kids!" {jingle plays} "Don't be a clod; drink Maud's Pods!"
Specifications
Brand, Seller, or Collection Name:
Maud's Coffee
Size:
200 Count
Item name:
Maud's Gourmet Coffee Pods - French Roast from the Coast, 200-Count Single Serve Coffee Pods - Richly Satisfying Premium Arabica Beans, California-Roasted - Kcup Compatible, Including 2.0
In the Box:
(1) Maud's Gourmet Coffee Pods French Roast from the Coast, 200-Count Coffee Pods ($0.29/Pod)
HP Pavilion Wave Quad-Core Speaker Desktop
We respect that while other computer companies are straight to the hardcore, using words like QUAD-CORE and OMEN and ALIENWARE, HP is more refined with their "Pavilion" models, as the dictionary defines it as, "a usually highly decorated projecting subdivision of a building." It's the perfect computer to sip tea with by the window looking out upon the summer garden while you FRAG N00BS AND TEACH 'EM HOW TO CRY!
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel i5-6400T (2.2GHz)
Processor Core:
Quad-Core
Memory:
8GB DDR4 (PC4-17000 MB/s)
Max Memory:
16GB
Memory Slots:
2
Graphics:
AMD Radeon R9 M470 (2GB dedicated)
Hard Drive:
1TB SATA (7200rpm)
Optical Drive:
None
Card Reader:
3-in-1 Memory card reader
Sound:
Bang & Olufsen
Network:
10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet
Wireless:
Dual-band 802.11ac and Bluetooth 4.2
Fro
Shark NV500 Lift-Away Upright Vacuum
You can buy your dog the fanciest, most expensive dog toys in the world, but nothing will ever make him as crazy-hyper as the vacuum. Traditional stuffed dog toys not only fail to hold a dog's attention for more than ten minutes at a time, they also leave your floors covered in all manner of string, fuzz, and gnarled, wet scraps of cloth. On the other hand, a vacuum will keep your floors spotless and clean, all while providing your pet with hours and hours of entertainment and excitement and terror.
Assembled Product Dimensions (L x W x H): 13.39 x 12.21 x 45.71 Inches; 24.5 lbs
In the Box:
- (1) Shark NV500 Rotator Professional Lift-Away Bagless Upright Vacuum
- (1) Power Brush
- (1) Dusting Brush
- (1) Crevice Tool
- (1) User Guide
WEN 6.6-Amp Orbital Jig Saw with Laser
"And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cyloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? Orbital Jig Saws with Lasers attached to their heads? FINE. We'll just go into frickin' Evil Home Improvement or something."
Specifications
Amperage:
6.6 Amps
Cutting Capacity:
4-1/4"
Bevel Angle
45-degrees in both directions
Max Strokes Per Minute:
3,300
Weight:
5.4 lbs
Chuck Style:
Quick Release, T-Shank
In the box:
- WEN 33606 6.6-Amp Variable Speed Orbital Jig Saw
- Removable non-marring shoe
- Removable blade guard
- Wood blade
- Metal blade
- Hex wrench
- Dust port adapter
- Parallel fence bracket
Samsung 27" Full-HD Curved LED-backlit Monitor
We live in a curved world. Our eyes are curved. Our planet is curved. In fact, even the people who think the planet is flat STILL accept that there's a little bit of a curve going on. And you're gonna look at everything on a flat screen and act like it's real? PFFFT.
Shady Palace
Coona tee-tocky malia? Kuba, kayaba dee anko, pateesa! Moulee-rah tee shirt. Bargon che copa.
Me juuz ku, wermo! (Oka to Bantha poodoo, hoohoohoo.)
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