Blast Limp Bizkit's "Rollin" on repeat and watch the party go wild! ...just ignore the angry curses and thrown Solo cups half-full of Bud Light.
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DISCLAIMER: Woot.com engages in hyperbolic statements in its promotional copy. We in no way claim that your purchase will give you god-like powers over an actual universe. I mean, come on, the M87 elliptical galaxy is 980,000 light years across.
A lot of prominent figures throughout history have had chirotelephobia: the guy who invented sand, that woman from the "Where's the beef?" commercials...no, not the old lady. Uh, who else. George Washington. Not the president.
Love that song. It's always the second to last song at bad weddings. Right behind "Last Dance". OK Aunt Gail, put your sensible dyed pumps back on, we gotta cram in Bill's minivan back up to the airport Ramada...
I'm talkin'bout "flick a bottle cap in the jar from across the bar" elite. Talkin'bout "speed run-thru of Contra in under 30 minutes" elite. Talkin'bout "catch a flyball at a Dodgers game, run on the field, and tag out the runner at second" elite.
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel Core i7-7600U 2.8GHz (Turbo up to 3.9GHz)
4MB Cache
Processor Core:
Dual-Core
Screen Size:
15.6"
Aspect Ratio:
16:9
Resolution:
1920 x 1080
Display Type:
Full-HD SVA Anti-Glare slim LED-backlit
Graphics:
Intel HD Graphics 620
Memory:
32GB DDR4-2133 (2-DIMM)
We believe in the right of the gourmand to eat as they please. We believe the government has no right to tell us if we can eat Kalamata, Nafplion, Amfissa or whatever. We believe if you want to eat a strip of roasted pepper and/or lemon zest, you can! That's right, folks. We're Olive-bertarian.
We'd like to point out the phrase "emotive waddles" used in the description and images for this product. Let's take a moment to appreciate that somewhere there was a copywriter in charge of describing the weird little robot dance that R2-D2 sometimes does in as few words as possible so it could be noted in a bulleted list.
That's a line from "Molly Malone", an Irish lullaby my mother used to sing me as a wee lad. For those who don't know, it's about a gal who slings shellfish from her cart in Dublin (like this here cart here) but she gets the Consumption, dies, and her ghost is doomed to walk the streets trying in vain to sell clams for all eternity. {shudder} True story. {smooch} G'nite, li'l Woot Writer!
Specifications:
In the Box:
OK, so it's not a Pitbull hoverboard, but it's dang close. And Nike made a few pairs of those self-lacing shoes. Now all we need is that self-drying coat and we will have done it! We are Tha Futah!!!!! And we won't have to get back to it...
Product Specifications
Dimensions:
20 x 21.4 x 10.3 inches
Product Weight:
28 lbs
Max User Weight:
220 lbs
Machine Parameters
Max Speed
10 mph
Typical Range
14 miles
Max. Climbing Angle
15?
Beginner Mode
Can be disabled or enabled via App after 0.6 miles (1km) of riding
Applicable Terrain
Pavement, packed dirt, slopes < 15?, obstacles < 0.4 in
Operating Temp.
14 - 104? F
Storage Temp.
-4 - 113? F
IP Rating
IP54
Battery
Nominal Voltage
54.3 VDC
Max.
That's why this laser tag system doesn't use vests. So stay away nerds! We don't want you or your silly vests ruining the "Cool Kids Only" laser tag game that we have going on in Steve's grandma's basement. That means you Jeff! Go home! We'll see you tomorrow for movie night.
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