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All you need is one'a these and a green screen.

Imagine biking down the Alps. Imagine biking across the Pacific Ocean. Imagine biking through the rain forest. Imagine biking on THE MOON. All these adventures can be yours with a Schwinn Airdyne and a green screen (green screen sold separately).

The synchronized motion of the Schwinn means the harder you pedal, the more resistance you'll get! So you can control the workout level. Do you want the experience of steering a pedal-boat across dolphin-filled waters? Do you want the experience of pedaling through a sandstorm in Saudi Arabia? THESE EXPERIENCES COULD BOTH SORT OF BE YOURS DEPENDING ON HOW HARD YOU PEDAL AND WHAT YOU PUT UP ON YOUR GREEN SCREEN.

And if you'd prefer to just eat a candy bar and watch reruns of The Simpsons while you give your legs a workout, well, it takes all kinds.

Happy Music Monday! Thursday, September 18th is the day that Scotland could begin the processing of being an independent nation. Which way will they go? Which way will the people lean? Scott’s gathered some exciting Scotland-connected bands to celebrate the eventful week to come.

God Help The Girl - Come Monday Night

God Help The Girl was born out of Belle & Sebastian, the Scottish band much loved by the hip and the cool. I don’t know their feelings on the vote, but I am so very happy they didn’t redo this song as “Come Thursday Night” with lyrics all about the referendum.

Democracy will prevail! See you after the jump?

Cocteau Twins - Lorelei

We've got a pretty high bar this week, y'all. May as well just give up now.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Computer TV

Here's what we're looking for (only better):

• Doogie Browser, MD
• The Router Limits
• Bill Wi the Science Fi
   

Your turn! Post your puns in the comments, and we'll post our favorites next week.

The best from last time (Wild Game)

Waking Up Is Hard To Do

A memory foam mattress may forgive, but it'll never forget.

Dear Benjifer,

These are the hardest words I've ever had to write. But you deserve to hear it from me instead of from rumors and whispers. I'm leaving you, Benjifer.

I will always love you. Forever. I will cherish always the time we spent together, me cradling you in my luxurious jacquard cover, dispersing your body weight and reducing pressure points so I can watch you sleeping peacefully, undisrupted. But the relationship we have is not the relationship you need right now.

The thing is, Benjifer - your heart has been disrupted. I know about the pillow-top in Tahoe. And I know it wasn't a business trip. Ever since you returned, things have been different between us. Cooler. And it's not just the air flow increased by my Air Channel layer.