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Music Monday: Guess The Theme!
Happy Music Monday! Hey, wanna play guess the theme? Well… tough, you’ve got no choice. Scott’s kept today’s theme secret from everyone. See how many videos it takes you to guess it. No cheating!
This song doesn’t quite fit the theme, but it’s close. So consider this a hint. If you guess it correctly right now, award yourself ten imaginary points! Everyone else? Head on inside!
Remember: play fair. Imaginary points you don’t earn honestly turn into poison in your hand. See you after the jump!
Google Nexus 7 16GB Tablet (Gen 2)
Smart Tablet
Keep your friends close and your tablet closer.
"Excuse me."
"Who said that?"
"It's me, your Google Nexus."
"Oh hey. Hi."
"Hi. Listen, I need you to do me a favor."
"Sure. What's up?"
"Can you get me three tons of dirt?"
"Dirt?"
"Three tons, yes. Fast, please."
"What for?"
"Hey, you ask me for weird stuff all the time. Look, if you asked me for three tons of dirt, I wouldn't be asking you questions like 'are you trying to bury evidence?'."
"Bury evidence?"
"Boy, you are really nosy. Maybe I should just post your search history on howtogetrideofcompetitors.com, how would you like that?"
"...I--"
"You you you, it's always about you. Fine, watch your Netflix. I'll get someone else to help me. Bye."
"Wait...hello?.........Jeez..." [opens Netflix]
Rawlings NCAA 10' x 10' Canopies
Raw Raw Sis-Boom-Baw
Never bring a carrot stick to a meat fight.
Another setback today for the raw food movement when two Crimson Tide fans showed up to the season opener tailgate with gravlax and Chia seeds instead of hot wings and pork rinds.
Sources say the trouble started when one of the unnamed "rawlings" slapped a cold Busch out of a fellow tailgater's hand and offered up a coconut water instead.
The ensuing melee resulted in hurt feelings, a damaged NCAA licensed canopy and two Crock-Pots of barbecue cocktail wieners dumped over the head of Alabama's beloved elephant mascot, Big Al.
The final score: 23-33, Alabama.
There Can Be Only Pun: Chicken Strips
OK, so this one has the very real potential to go off the rails, but we trust you can be MATURE and REASONABLE. Don't prove us wrong!
THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Chicken Strips
What we're looking for:
- Pastee-Freez
- White Tassle
- Merkins Restaurant & Bakery
What we're NOT looking for:
- DominHos
- Red Lightster
- Pimpie
See the difference? No? Maybe you shouldn't play.
The best from last time (Bugs Funny)
Singer Futura Quintet Sewing Machine
Sew Buttons
There's fashion, and then there's reality. And in reality, everything's been sewn together at some point.
That runway model wearing something hot and new wasn't behind a sewing machine all night. But someone sure was. All those brand-name clothes covered in logos? How do you think they were put together? Fashion might be there to offer the illusion your clothes were hatched fully-formed from an egg, but make no mistake: someone somewhere in the process absolutely had a sewing machine.
I Love Lifestraw
Love is in the air and bacteria is in the water.
Creative Airwave Portable Bluetooth NFC Speaker
Creative
How Creative is this speaker? SO Creative!
This speaker is so Creative that it won second place in the art competition at the mall.
This speaker is so Creative that it makes its own t-shirts.
This speaker is so Creative that it started a band, which broke up because everybody else lacked vision.
This speaker is so Creative that it spent a year dressed all in black, and then stopped when everyone else started doing it.
This speaker is so Creative that it was called by an agency, but it turned the agency down so as not to be a sell-out.
This speaker is so Creative that one day it's gonna leave this town and never look back.
This speaker is so Creative that it wrote this writeup all by itself! DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IT????
Onkyo 7.2CH A/V Receiver w/ Wi-Fi & Bluetooth
Onkyo If You're Ornyo
Bumper stickers are super obnoxious and annoying. So, naturally, we're jumping on the bandwagon!
We don't care if you've run a marathon. Tell us you're running 1080p video with 7.1 channels of surround sound, and now we're interested. And with that in mind we present to you these Onkyo 7.2CH A/V Receiver w/ Wi-Fi & Bluetooth-inspired bumper stickers to plaster all over your hybrid.
The Debunker: Did the Band Play "Nearer, My God, to Thee" as the Titanic Sank?
Did you know that September is National Preparedness Month? The catchy government slogan is "Be disaster aware! Take action to prepare!" But how disaster-aware are we really? Lots of the things we know about life's worst calamities are actually wrong--and in some cases, dangerously so. Luckily, Ken Jennings, Jeopardy! survivor and professional know-it-all, is here to set us straight. Because what could be more disastrous than ignorance? Well, maybe a big volcano. Ignorance, and also a big volcano.
The Debunker: Did the Band Play "Nearer, My God, to Thee" as the Titanic Sank?
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