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Think Laterally

Don't worry if you don't want a ladder. There are plenty of other ways you can use this thing!

Ladders are a very specific sort of product, and we understand that. But we also understand that ladders are good for SO much more than climbing up and climbing down. So much more! For example, ladders can be used for things like...

PRETENDING YOU ARE IN SPACE

Set up your Little Giant ladder and stand a few feet away. Call out ALTA ONE, ALTA ONE, THIS IS MOON COMMANDER, COME IN ALTA ONE, I AM APPROACHING THE HATCH. Then bounce slowly from leg to leg as though you are walking on the moon until you reach the ladder. Begin to climb. You're entering the landing module! Your mission is underway!

HANGING YOUR USED SHIRTS

Low Cost Ain't Cheap

There's no one who doesn't have no need for a low-cost watch. Or, to put it simply: you need a low-cost watch.

There are to types of people in life. The first type of people spend a lot of money on fancy stuff to try and be cool. Those people have to brag about what they've got, because that's all they've got. And then there's the people (like you and us) who are naturally cool. They can throw on a $40 watch and they're "keepin' it real."

So, fellow cool person, we encourage you to buy some or all of these watches. Not because they'll change your life. You don't need a change in life. You're cool enough as it stands now! All you need is a way to double-check what time it is, so that you can be fashionably late so as to ensure your cool status.

After all, spending too much money is NOT cool. No no no.

Enjoy Until Your Eyes Bleed!

There is literally nothing we can say about this Kindle Fire HD that hasn't already been said in our features. So instead of doing a whole separate write-up about it, we'll just narrate the features through emoticons because WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER.

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K. Rugged Headphones

These S4i headphones are perfect for the type who wants to explore some forgotten city. Also they're good on the bus.

"There, Holly! There lies the secret volcano layer of the enchanted queen of the White Islands! We'll need to cross the rope bridge over the molten river of- Holly? Holly, are you even listening?"

"Wha- oh, sorry Vincey! I was just listening to some of that new swing jazz from the states with my portable gramaphone and my Klipsch Rugged Headphones! My mistake, please, continue your lovely story."

"Story? Story? Now, see here, Holly! We came to this unexplored jungle specifically to find the iron box in which my secret son was placed by the snake cult that-"