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SANYO 39" 1080p LED HDTV
Go On, Fit It All In
39 inches, eh? If only 1948 could see us now.
Think about all the great TV moments that people have observed across the years. And think about the horrible TVs that people have observed them on. The fourth time that Pittsburgh won their rings? Somebody watched that happen on a 4" portable that was sitting on their lap. And they jumped up cheering. The time that human beings first walked on the moon? Whole families saw that gathered around a 12" screen. The day the Berlin Wall fell? How many of us saw that across a 20" screen and were happy to do it?
HP ENVY 17.3" Full-HD i7 Touch Laptop
Ode
Oh, it's a nice enough laptop. But can it write a poem?
People talk about how much this HP ENVY TouchSmart M7-J120DX Laptop can do. So we decided to put it to the test! We gave the HP ENVY TouchSmart M7-J120DX Laptop twenty minutes to come up with a poem, on any subject, all by itself. Then we left the room. When we came back, this is what we found waiting for us:
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BRIGHT EAGLE SUNSET
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Jawbone BIG Jambox Bluetooth Speaker (3 Colors)
JAMZ
BIG Jambox! For your BIGGEST Jams!
Hey, summer's almost over, and you know what that means, right? It means all those summer jams are USELESS TO YOU NOW. THAT'S RIGHT. PLAYED OUT. OVER. WORTHLESS ONCE MORE. And that means... hooray! It's time for you to start thinking about the hottest Winter Jams again!
With a Jawbone BIG Jambox, you'll be able to enjoy the BIGGEST Jams. And only the biggest jams. Don't get sentimental and look back and think it's time to get retro. Retro Jams are A TOTALLY DIFFERENT THING. You'd need a separate Jawbone Jambox to handle Retro Jams.
Jawbone BIG Jambox Bluetooth Speaker (3 Colors)
JAMZ
BIG Jambox! For your BIGGEST Jams!
Hey, summer's almost over, and you know what that means, right? It means all those summer jams are USELESS TO YOU NOW. THAT'S RIGHT. PLAYED OUT. OVER. WORTHLESS ONCE MORE. And that means... hooray! It's time for you to start thinking about the hottest Winter Jams again!
With a Jawbone BIG Jambox, you'll be able to enjoy the BIGGEST Jams. And only the biggest jams. Don't get sentimental and look back and think it's time to get retro. Retro Jams are A TOTALLY DIFFERENT THING. You'd need a separate Jawbone Jambox to handle Retro Jams.
HP ENVY Intel Core i7, 12GB DDR3 Desktop
No, you're not seeing things. Out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a little something extra for today. Consider it a gift to us from your wallet to all of you who were hoping for something like this today. It's your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something extra for yourself, okay? Thank you You're welcome.
Google Nexus 7 16GB Tablet (Gen 2)
Great For Parties
If you want pixels, boy oh BOY! This Asus Google Nexus has pixels. Pixels out the wazoo! (Wazoo not included with purchase.)
If pixels were people, this 16GB Asus Google Nexus Tablet (2.3 Million Pixels) would be in the top 130 countries in the world as sorted by population. No, really. Look at some of the very famous countries with a population of less than 2.3 million!
The Bahamas: 351,461. And people are lining up to stay there.
Gibraltar: 30,001. Who hasn't heard of their rock? Everybody knows their rock!
Vatican City: 839. And they have those cool Swiss Guards on call 24/7!
Iceland: 325,671. Freakin' ICELAND, people! ICELAND!
Garmin nüvi 4.3" GPS with Lifetime Maps
Start With The Vowels
The Garmin nüvi can help you get away when you really need it. Like, literally.
Hear Ye, Hear Ye! Today we stand before the Town Square to carry out our traditional sentencing! Bring forth the accused -
BOOOOOOOO
- and his hangman!
YAAAAAAAAY
Accused, you stand, well, accused, I guess, of stealing a Garmin nüvi! How do you plead?
"I plead not guilty!"
Very well. Put him on the little hook thing!
"Ooof!"
Now, then, you know the rules! The citizens will shout out letters and we'll tap areas on the body of the accused! If we tap all his body parts before they guess all the letters, the accused goes free! But if the citizens guess all the letters first... the accused is found guilty. Ready? Let's begin!
I CHOOSE A G!
G is there!
"Gulp."
I CHOOSE AN N!
There Can Be Only Pun: Wild Game
More like BORED games, am I right? ha ha hahaha HA HA HA ahem ...
THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Wild Game
Here's the kind of thing we're looking for:
- Geese Who?
- Monopony
- Candy Lamb
You're up! Let's see whatcha got! We'll post our favorites next week.
The best from last time (At the Drive-In)
- Weird Scions (guitarart)
- Love Porsche No. 9 (barkwoot)
- Any Given Hyundai (sixtwotwo)
(Photo by Flickr user Mike_fleming, used under a Creative Commons License.)
HP ENVY 15.6" AMD A10 Touchsmart Laptop
Appsolutely
Here are reviews of new apps available for your HP ENVY! Don't buy any of them!
Erase! Your! Drive! -- Calculates your time spent crafting important documents in order to determine the ideal time to delete all data from your hard drive as well as any external drives within a 15 foot radius. (4 stars)
CHAINSAW Stream -- Automatically logs in to a livestream of a chainsaw in action. You cannot stop the video or turn the sound down until you destroy your computer. (4 stars)
dirt stats -- Gives you up-top-date stats on dirt around the world. (4 stars)
AutoPurchase Golf Tees -- Automatically purchases a 50-pack of golf tees every ten minutes. (4 stars)
What's My Name? -- Your computer asks you this question every time you boot up and will not grant you access to your files until you answer. (4 stars)
Fantasy Football
CAST EPIC PUNT RETURN!
An enlightening exploration into the arcane and obscure world of Fantasy Football. CAST EPIC PUNT RETURN!
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