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Derby Editor's Choice T-Shirts: Literary Greats

But these tees got that crap on LOCK, brutha. Who you want behind you in a streetfight? A stylus, or a kickass tee shirt?  ...Actually, probably the stylus, I saw the Bourne Identity like 36 times.

Roku Streaming Stick+ 4K/HDR/HD Streaming Player - 2pk

No, first it was Roku "Screaming Sick"

It was a novelty item that spouted fake barf, but it was decided allowing people to binge watch Golden Girls was a much better selling point...

Networking:

  • 802.11ac MIMO dual-band wireless

TV Compatibility:

  • HD TVs - Up to 1080p (1920 x 1080) with up-scaling from 720p
  • 4K UHD TVs - Up to 2160p at 60fps (3840 ? 2160) with up-scaling from 720p and 1080p. TV must have an HDMI input that supports HDCP 2.2
  • 4K UHD HDR TVs - Supports HDR10. TV must have an HDMI input that supports HDCP 2.2

Ports:

  • Power
  • HDMI 2.0a
  • Mini USB for advanced wireless receiver

Audio:

Christmas Inflatables

Finally the perfect intersection of the holidays and those inflatable dancing tube people that dance outside car dealerships. You know, the way Christmas SHOULD be. 

Patriot Pantry 1-Week Food Supply Ammo Can

The label SAYS it's a week's worth of food, but if you really commit I bet you could finish it WAY faster than that. Which is why competitive eaters are rarely able to lock down a spot in anyone's emergency bunker. 

Dimensions: 14" x 7" x 8.5"

Food storage is a wise investment so you can thrive when there's an emergency. It's best to store this food in a dry, cool location - a dark area, if possible - at temperatures between 55?F and 70?F. Actual shelf life may vary based on individual storage conditions.

In the Box:

  • (1) Patriot Pantry 1-Week Food Supply Ammo Can (1,500+ Calories/Day)

Creminelli Whiskey & Barolo Salami (4)

Or, even though I'm not in the army you can just send ME some salami. I really like salami. And also getting things in the mail. 

  • See Photo Gallery for Nutrition Information
  • Best By: 04/10/2019, or better

Melissa & Doug Railway or Pretend Play

It comes with its very own Mothman, an interdimensional harbinger of death that will foretell the collapse of your wooden bridge, plunging the toy people into the icy berber of your living room... Wake up, Number 37...

In the Box:

Melissa & Doug Deluxe Wooden Railway Train Set (130+ pcs) includes:

  • Six-piece freight train; four-piece passenger train; three-piece flatbed truck; over 100 solid-wood track pieces; engine shed; five-way switch; suspension bridge; trestle bridge; A-frame and tower-frame crane assemblies; railroad workers; traffic signs; trees; and visual instructions for layout options..

Melissa & Doug Pretend Play Bundle includes:

  • Food Groups (21 Hand-Painted Wooden Pieces and 4 Crates)
  • Stainless Steel Pots and Pans Set for Kids (8 Pieces)
  • Let's Play House! Dust, Sweep and Mop Set (6 Pieces)

iRobot Roomba 650 Automatic Robotic Vacuum

We put some chrome dubs on it, too but it just came off ostentatious...

Dimensions: 13.4 x 13.4 x 3.6 inches, 7 pounds

In the Box:

  • Robot Roomba 650 Robot, Grey
  • 1 virtual wall (takes 2 C batteries, not included)
  • Battery (installed)
  • Charging dock
  • Power cable
  • 1 filter (installed)
  • Brush cleaning tool
  • User manual

RoseVale 12pk Bath Bomb Gift Set

This is more the "relax with Golden Girls and herbal tea" kinda bomb.  Haha! Oh Sophia, you're incorrigible.

In the Box:

  • (1) 12 RoseVale 5oz Bath Bombs
  • (12) Tea Light Candles

Legends In Paper

Books: The only true time and space travel perfected for the human mind.

Men's Sherpa and Fleece Lined Hoodies

Hoodies so toasty you'll want to spread butter on them, but don't do that because it will almost certainly leave a stain.