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FurHaven Orthopedic Sofa Pet Bed for Dogs and Cats

Your kitty, doggo, or, um, ferretie [Note to self: what's the cute nickname for a ferret?] will love this comfy orthopedic sofa pet bed. Especially your cat. Your really, really judgey cat. What?  What? Why are you looking at me like that? You disapprove of my tooth brushing technique? Aw, forget you... Nonono, I'm sorry, I live to serve you! Come baaack!

Fabric / Colors: 

  • Cozy Faux Sheepskin & Chenille - Coffee, Cream, Orion Blue

Sizes and Dimensions:

  • Small - 20" x 15" x 3.5" (sleep surface - 15.5" x 12")
  • Medium - 30" x 20" x 3.5" (sleep surface - 22" x 15.75")
  • Large - 36" x 27" x 3.5" (sleep surface - 27" x 22")
  • Jumbo - 44" x 35" x 4.5" (sleep surface - 32" x 29").

Note: Please allow up to 48 hours to allow your foam to expand and regain its original shape.

In the Box:

Seeing is Believing

The noble, contemplative ape. A true gentleman... who flings his {REDACTED}

Yost Clamps and Vices

Sugar and spice and everything vise 

Eliot's Adult Nut Butters Sampler (6)

Back in my day we had smooth and chunky and that was it. And if you were LUCKY someone got some chocolate mixed in, but that was IT. You kids today with all of your fancy butters I tell you what. 

  • Note: See Photo Gallery for Nutrition Information.
  • Best By: 12/2019

Arlo by NETGEAR Security System - Your Choice

I think that lamp moved. THERE. No, I was wrong. NOW. Nope, was the cat. THERE IT GOES LOOK. Nope, just the walls bleeding

And "orbs" are just dust motes, gol'dangit...

Camera Specs:

NETGEAR Orbi Home Mesh WiFi System

And yea, ye shall catch the errant miscreant with the net like the sea sailors of old, snaggin' evil-gilled fish from the depths that would gladly feat on their eyes. And like those nets, this mesh is made from strong fibers... only it's fiber-optics and... uh... Jeez, I really backed myself into a corner with this seafaring metaphor, didn't I?

WiFi Speed:
Up to 3.0Gbps (AC3000)

WiFi Coverage:
Up to 5,000 sq. ft.

Wireless Type:
802.11ac; 802.11b/g/n compatible
2.4 GHz Radio Frequency

Ports:
7 Gigabit Ethernet Ports
1 USB 2.0 Port

Expandable:
Yes

 

In the Box:

  • NETGEAR Orbi Whole Home Mesh WiFi System with Tri-band - 2pk (RBK50)

Helinox Camp Chairs and Tables

Chairs so high tech looking you'll wonder where you parked your spaceship 

SimpliSafe 10-Piece Wireless Home Security System

If you're an Amazon Prime customer, you can score an additional $10 off this item. Just make sure you log in with your Amazon account to get the deal. Discount will be applied at checkout. See details.

In the box:

  • (1) Base Station
  • (1) Keypad
  • (5) Entry Sensors
  • (1) Motion Detector
  • (1) Key Chain Remote
  • (1) Panic Button
  • (1) SimpliSafe Sign

3D Illusion Decorative Lights

Harness the power of magic that would have gotten you burned at the stake a few hundred years ago.  Really puts things in perspective, don't it?

In the box:

(1) 3D Illusion Decorative Lights

Fighting Talk

Pen may be > sword, but Pen + Sword = SWORDPEN, the greatest weapon of all time!