Stare into the whirling depths of its vortex as it pulls ingredients to their eminent demise. Beat your beets! Kill your kale! Menace your margaritas! Conquer your carrots!

In the Box:

(1) KitchenAid KSM2FPA Food Processor Attachment with Commercial Style Dicing Kit

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Nicolau Capra Stanislaus Cheese, Half-Wheel

Personally, I collect all cheese wheels and troll skulls and fill my house in Winterhold with 'em. Gives that real "this Dragonborn is NUTS" kinda vibe...

Package Size: Half-Wheel; 2.5-3 lbs.
Best By: 12/2019

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Death Metal

The afterlife was never so adorable! The Boos biggest hits include:

You can't take my heart ('cause it's buried with me)
I'd ache for you if I had a body
Goofer Dust Blues

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Shark Navigator Lift-Away Upright Vacuum

And like the noble Great White, it can eat just about anything you can throw at it. And like the honorable Great White, It will hunt and find every last crumb in its environment. And like the effulgent Great White, it is made, um, mainly of cartilage... OK look, TBH we may have not completely thought through this shark analogy...

Cleaning Path Width: 9.5 inches
Cord Length: 35 ft
Weight: 15.6 lb
Amperage: 10 Amps

In the box:

(1) Shark Navigator Lift-Away Upright Vacuum, UV540
(1) Dust Brush
(1) Crevice Tool
(1) Pet Power Brush
(1) Extension Wand
(1) Accessory Clip

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COROS LINX Helmet CPSC Shine

When I was a kid, we never wore helmets. I'm not saying that like I'm proud or anything, I mean, I'm also part of the generation that ate paint chips and drank Pop Rocks and Soda...COROS LINX - Specifications

Material
Polycarbonate shell with EPS impact foam

Ventilation
Aerodynamic optimized, 15 vents

Speaker Type
Bone conduction transducers

Speaker Frequency Response
100Hz-20KHz

Microphone
Wind resistant, top mounted

Battery
Rechargeable Lithium; 10+ hrs play/talk time

Compatibility
Bluetooth 4.1; iOS, Android devices*

Certified
Consumer Product Safety Commission

One Year Warranty
Impact exchange program

Medium
Large

21 1/4-23"
22 1/2-24"

54-58 cm
57-61 cm