Look, we hate Xmas music months before the season, too, but y'all gotta stock up on the Santa Stuff!
Question: How, HOW can this micro computer pack so much power into a tiny space?
Answer: Goblins. Tech Goblins.
If you're like us, you sucked on them chocolate and ice cream pop sticks long after the yummy was gone and way into splinter town...
Our milk chocolate, of course, is not dairy free. As for our dark chocolate and bittersweet chocolate, while those chocolates do not include dairy as an ingredient, our chocolate is created in a facility that processes items with milk solids, so Ticket Chocolate cannot guarantee that our product has no traces of dairy, though the dark chocolate does not contain it as an ingredient.
While we cannot guarantee that our items are not cross contaminated by peanut or tree nuts, we can tell you that during the making of our chocolates, no nut products are used and no other nut products are being made. Ticket Chocolate, however, holds no responsibility for any guarantees that our items are not cross contaminated by peanut or tree nuts.
I am still extremely bitter that I spent years learning cursive and now my boss gets away with scratching away like a 5-yr-old...
Smartwatch isn't just an expensive thing to strap to your wrist. It's also a verb. To Smartwatch is to peer with alacrity, to view the world in a shrewd and time effective manner. Watching West Wing in two windows while still at work? That's Smartwatching. And it's a lot more fun than Smurfwatching. Those mangy little smurfy smurfs creep me the smurf out.
Vou {no} Tu es... uh... necesitas esto, {wait} necesitas estas aceitunas por.. {dangit} para cumplir tu alma.
{NAILED IT}
We'll be honest: The thing we had here was REALLY not rockin' it. So out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've switched it to an item we hope you like more. Consider this is your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something for yourself. And you'd better hurry. If this doesn't sell soon, we might just have to change it again! Thank you You're welcome.
Remember that scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey? When Dr. Heywood R. Floyd spoke via video conference with his daughter. THAT CRUD'S REAL NOW! {mic drop}
Size-Device only
1.7" x 1.5" x 5.2" (42 mm x 37 mm x 132 mm)
Size-Device with base
2.4" x 2.4" x 6.3" (60 mm x 60 mm x 161 mm)
Weight-Device only
5.4 oz (154 g) Actual size and weight may vary by manufacturing process
Weight-Device with base
6.8 oz (194 g) Actual size and weight may vary by manufacturing process
Cable length
7.9 ft (2.4 m)
Camera
5MP camera and Intel RealSense SR300 for depth-sensing technology
Processor
Intel Atom x5-Z8350 processor for advanced technology and processing capabilities
Cloud storage
Your Echo Look photos and videos are stored securely in the Amazon Web Services cloud.
Now you can give your selfies the ELECTRICITY needed to gain you thousands of followers! Believe it! Consume! I SAID CONSUME!!!!!
In the Box:
Mwah! Yes! I say! {removes pince-nez} Give that sidewalk a jolly good spray, what? Good Show! Mwah!In the Box:
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