The ancient Icelandic "Ryte Honourable Ryte uv der Foosen-Bowl" or as you Americans know it in the common vulgar tongue, "Foosball." This 12th century tradition memorializes the great strength of Magnussen Foos, who speared five Norman invaders with a single boar spear, and the subsequent Norman retaliation of cutting of Magnussen's head and kicking it into a dirty hole.
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...whenever you {psssh} move... So {psssh} WOULD YOU STOP THAT? {PSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH}
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{click} Note to self: Google what "cloud-sync" means {click}
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Something fun to yell while enjoying this sampler: "ZUPA NOMA!"
Optional OPA! is up to you....
Tomato Gazpacho:
Cucumber Avocado:
Carrot Coconut Lime:
Beet Orange Basil:
Tomatillo Kale Jalapeno:
Yellow Pepper Turmeric:
Remember when video games were co-op? And we don't mean, "Kid from Nebraska yelling in your headset about how much you suck." We mean playing freakin' Mega Man and getting so hung up on Magma Man that you handed the controller off to your sister to bring him down while you spit pretzel bits as you yelled in support.
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I still love that movie...* I think I'm the only one.
(*Except for the failed beamin up... Yikes.)
...just without the creepy stare and the hair collection in his locker.
Specifications:
Dimensions
13.8 x 13.8 x 4.2 in
Weight
8 lbs
Battery:
3000 mAh
Runtime:
65 min (average)
Voltage Compatibility:
110V/240V
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Your kitty, doggo, or, um, ferretie [Note to self: what's the cute nickname for a ferret?] will love this comfy pet bed. Especially your cat. Your really, really judgey cat. What? What? Why are you looking at me like that? You disapprove of my tooth brushing technique? Aw, forget you... Nonono, I'm sorry, I live to serve you! Come baaack!
Specifications:
Small
20"x15"
Large
36"x27"
Jumbo
40"x28"
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Best part of a lot of movies is when the Specialist lays out all his tools. Whether the character is a Cleaner, or Hacker, or Safecracker, or Interrogator, or Escape Artist, there's always that scene where they roll out their tool cart, or case, or bag and the camera shows a gleaming set of tools. This beautiful high-impact case will give you the same feeling. "Honey, can you tighten the squeaky door." {steely gaze} "I'll need... my tools."
I mean, come on. Ya can't have a fancy Fall party withought cheese, right? Might as well serve Kool-Aid and Cheesy Poofs!
Beehive Cheese Company Barely Buzzed
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