...that came out WAY grosser than I intended. {Shrug} It's Friday. Good enough for government work like my ol' foreman used to say!
In the Box:
Remember when iMacs used ot look like Willy Wonka candy machines? Those things always made me hungry for candy... Especially Big League Chew... Which was kind of messed up when you think about it: Here, kids! Try some fake chewing tobacco! But then, Baby Bottle Pop was way grosser. Every time you opened it back up, you were sucking off a layer of your own dried spit from yesterday's gym class.
We love the name DYNAPRO. It's so retro-futuristic. And it's typed like it's being yelled in your face.
"Buy this DYNAPRO!"
"Ouch, jeez, ya don't have to yell, man!"
In the box:
(1) DYNAPRO Exercise Ball includes:
WHEEEEY!
We can't read "Samsung" without hearing Hiss the snake from Disney's "Robin Hood" and also "The Jungle Book." Sssssssamssssung he woulod whisper as we sink deeper and deeper into his thrall... Trust in meee. Just in meee [SNORE] [Email to Boss: I won't be into work today because i am inside a cartoon snake. Sincerely, Woot Writer.]
Samsung HW-KM37
Features
Audio Processing
Audio Features
Speakers
Specifications
SKU:
SCS-K19
UPC:
817223017377
Dimensions:
43.30"L X 26.50"W X 43.30"H
Weight:
132 pounds
In the Box:
DImensions:
20in:
24in:
28in:
In the Box:
(1) Mia Toro ITALY Usini Hardside Spinner Luggage 3PC Set
We think pants should be a measurement of range.
"How far out ye think that buck is, George?"
"Aw, I'd say about a dozen corduroy plus a chino..."
In the box:
He's nervous, but on the (Microsoft) Surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What keys to punch down, the whole chat goes so loud
He pulls the trigger, but the bullets won't come out
He's chokin', how, everybody's fraggin' now - It's over, BLAOW!
Specifications:
Operating System:
Windows 10 Professional
Display:
Screen: 12" ClearType Full HD Display
Resolution: 2160 x 1440
Aspect Ratio: 3:2
Touch: Multitouch input; Surface-compatible Pen included
CPU:
Intel Core i5-4300U 1.9GHz
Graphics:
Intel HD Graphics 4200
RAM:
Your Choice:
4GB or 8GB DDR3 RAM
Security:
TPM (Trusted Platform Module) chip for enterprise security
Storage:
Your Choice:
128GB Solid State Drive
or
See, we @ Woot like to save you time, so instead of establishing a whole bit about how a lot of energy is ten energy, and then how the portmanteau is Tenergy, we just said it. WE TRUST YOUR BRAIN.
Specifications
Bulb Shape:
A19
Bulb Base:
E26
Light Ouput (Lumens):
750
Wattage:
9W
Watt Equivalence:
60W
Color Temperature:
5000K
Average Life (Hours):
15,000
Dimmable:
No
Bulb Dimensions:
4.29"H x 2.36" Diameter
In the box:
(32) Tenergy 9W LED Light Bulbs
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