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Saucony Men's and Women's Running Shoes
Remember, you don't have to run faster than the bear chasing you, you only have to run faster than Gary. SHOULDN'T HAVE SKIPPED CARDIO DAY, GARY!
Hiland Fire Pit Table
Real deep stuff about life, goals, making the world a better place, and why do Stormtroopers even wear armor? It doesn't seem to be STOPPING blaster fire from blowing them all to heck. Might as well get out there in some comfy sweats and a nice hoodie.
Specifications
Dimensions:
54.3 x 47 x 25 inches
Weight:
165 pounds
Heating Output:
40,000 BTUs
Material:
Aluminum & Faux Stone
In the Box:
- (1) Hiland WLF-HEX Fire Pit Hexagon with Slate Table, Large
PowerBlock Elite EXP Dumbbell Set
Getting swole is a far preferable alternative to MY 2018 New Year's resolution which was to try as many different Oreos as I could find. I also got swole, but in a very different way.
In the box:
- PowerBlock Elite EXP Adjustable Dumbbell Set - Your Choice: Stage 1 Dumbbell Set or Stage 2 or 3 Expansion Kit
bObsweep Pro Robotic Vacuum Cleaner
Anyone remember that drinking game? Where you'd drink every time someone said "Hi, Bob" on the Bob Newhart Show?
...Yeah, me neither, I'm a millennial... Just trust me. Now who wants to trade pogs or Razor scooter or whatever the hell we kids are into now?
In the box:
- (1) bObsweep Pro Robotic Vacuum Cleaner
- (1) Docking Station
- (1) Remote
- (1) User Manual
Hisense Sero 8 Quad-Core 16GB Tablet
I core, you core, we all core for QUAD-CORE!!!!!
Specifications:
Operating System:
Android KitKat 4.4
Display:
8" PureColor LED-backlit WXGA (1280 x 800)
IPS Panel
Touchscreen
CPU:
1.4GHz Cortex A9 Quad-Core Processor
Memory:
1GB DDR2
Storage:
16GB Internal
microSD Card Slot (up to 32GB, card not included)
Wireless:
802.11 b/g/n
Bluetooth:
3.0
Camera:
0.3 MP Front Camera
2.0 MP Rear Camera
Audio:
Integrated
Ports:
1 x Micro USB
1 x Headphone / Mic-in
1 x Micro SD Card Reader
Battery:
7 hours; Lithium Ion Battery
Dimensions:
8.2" x 5.1" x 0.41"
Weight:
0.99 lbs
In the box:
Huntspoint Gold Wagyu Brisket - Your Choice
Riskiest meats, ranked:
* Dented can SPAM
* Vending machine bologna sandwich in an abandoned mental hospital cafeteria
* Steak from a place that misspells it "stake" on the menu
* Steamed Hams
- Packaged accordingly with the Wagyu Beef Standards; Shipped COLD via FedEx!
Arlo Pro Security System - Your Choice
And yea, ye shall catch the errant miscreant with the net like the sea sailors of old, snaggin evil-gilled fish from the depths that would gladly feat on their eyes. And like those nets, this mesh is made from strong fibers... only it's fiber-optics and... uh...
Rachio 2nd Generation Smart Sprinkler Controller
Remember when they kept trying to make Aquaman cooler and more useful so instead of just being a really fast swimmer and able to talk to fish he could also CONTROL water and also he had a harpoon for a hand for a while and after that he had a hand made of water? Comic books are ridiculous.
App Compatibility
iOS 10.3+ and Android 4.4+; subject to change. Web app available on most browsers. Mobile app is required to connect the controller to Wi-Fi.
Integrations
Works with Nest, Amazon Alexa, The Google Assistant, IFTTT, Wink, Control4, Nexia and others.
Zones
16-zone model
Size and Weight
- Dimensions: 9.25" L x 5.625" H x 1.625" W
- Weight: 1.2 Lbs
Power Requirements
The Rachio controller must be connected to the AC power adapter included. DC Transformers are not supported.
COROS LINX Helmet CPSC Shine
Use the phone connectivity to take conference calls from your bike and you still won't be as annoying as the person who dials in late and wants you to recap the entire meeting for their benefit. COROS LINX - Specifications
Material
Polycarbonate shell with EPS impact foam
Ventilation
Aerodynamic optimized, 15 vents
Speaker Type
Bone conduction transducers
Speaker Frequency Response
100Hz-20KHz
Microphone
Wind resistant, top mounted
Battery
Rechargeable Lithium; 10+ hrs play/talk time
Compatibility
Bluetooth 4.1; iOS, Android devices*
Certified
Consumer Product Safety Commission
One Year Warranty
Impact exchange program
Medium
Large
21 1/4-23"
22 1/2-24"
54-58 cm
57-61 cm
6 3
Lenovo M93P Intel Core i5 Tiny Desktop
This may be listed as a Tiny PC but you don't have to have a small business to take control of its many features. Go Big Business with it! Chomp a cigar and slap a steak while adjusting your watch chain! sit in big leather chairs with your big leathery face and talk about colonialism... Side note, the encyclopedias in our offices are about 100 years out of date.
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel Core i5-4570T 2.9GHz (Turbo up to 3.6GHz)
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