If you use your pressure washer to clean your pressure cooker you'll rip a hole in space and time dooming us all to an endless abyss of nothingness. Probably.
Specifications
In the Box:
These clothes boast "Anotomical engineering for optimal comfort and fit" and I don't know specifically what that entails, but something tells me it involves a special kind of measuring device I do NOT own.
Base Layer Top Size Chart
Size
S
M
L
XL
XXL
XXXL
Chest
38
40
42
44
46
49
Waist
36
38
40
42
44
47
Hips
35
37
39
41
43
46
Base Layer Bottom Size Chart
Size
XS
S
M
L
XL
XXL
Waist
24
26
28
30
32
34
Hips
32
34
36
38
40
42
Regular Inside Leg Lenght
29
29
29
29
29
29
In the Box:
Srsly tho, this has a 5.0 megapixel front-facing HD camera & a 8.0 megapixel rear-facing autofocus camera with 1080p HD video recording, yet all the use these scientific-grade cameras will get from you is trying out new llama Snapchat filters. And the most educational thing you'll do with it is look up old Rage comics. Go get an old Palm Pilot, dude.
Specifications:
Operating System:
Windows 10 Pro
Display:
Screen: 12.3" PixelSense display Full HD Display
Resolution: 2736 x 1824 (267 PPI)
Aspect Ratio: 3:2
I mean, like HEAD KICK and DOWN she went in 48 SECONDS... Anyway, here's a TV for sale.
Specifications:
Type:
UHD 4K TV - 8 Series
Screen Type:
Flat Panel
Slim Type:
Semi-Edge Slim
Stand Type:
Branch Shape
CEA 4K UHD Certified:
Yes
Screen Size:
64.5" Measured Diagonally
Motion Rate:
240
Color:
4K Color Drive Extreme
HDR (High-Dynamic range):
4KHDR Extreme
Blacks:
Triple Black
Picture Engine:
UHD Remastering Engine
And yea, ye shall catch the errant miscreant with the net like the sea sailors of old, snaggin evil-gilled fish from the depths that would gladly feat on their eyes. And like those nets, this mesh is made from strong fibers... only it's fiber-optics and... uh...
1TB25S3VVS1:
Form Factor
SATA 2.5"
Unformatted Capacity
1TB
Cache
512MB
Voltage
5.0V
Interface
SATA III
Read Speed
560 MB/s
Write Speed
530 MB/s
Sequential Read Speed
560 MB/s
Sequential Write Speed
530 MB/s
4k Random Read
94,360 IOPS
4k Random Write
87,370 IOPS
Active Power
5100 mW
Idle Power
620 mW
Shock Tolerance
500G, 2ms
Vibration Tolerance
20G
MTBF
2,000,000 Hrs
Controller
Phison S10
In the box:
If you can "cut the mustard" you're up to the task, but if you "cut the cheese" please don't share an elevator with me.
Champagne Dill Mustard, 9 oz
Hot Horseradish Mustard, 9 oz
Smoky Chipotle Mustard, 9 oz
Wasabi Mustard, 9 oz
Man, I played Mario Kart so much, I saw those dang blue shells in my dreams. If, I close my eyes, I can still see me losing the race by .01 seconds... Haha, now I can see myself choking out my brother! Good memories, Nintendo, thanx.
Be the most powerful solar powered being since the bad guy in Superman IV. Remember Superman IV? Hey where are you going come back!
Finally, a way to take the couch, chair, and bed lounging you love into the great outdoors. Your move, nature.
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