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Luminoodle LED Rope Lights

Now all you need are some light-up meatballs to complete the look. 

In the box:

  • Luminoodle LED rope lights
  • Lithium Battery Pack
  • Noodle ties
  • Embedded and sliding magnets
  • Utility loop
  • Rip-stop nylon carry bag/diffuser

BenQ DLP 3700 Lumen XGA Business Projector

"So how about i take all the home movies and the video of our wedding (and how you used to look) and use a BenQ DLP 3700 Lumen XGA Business Projector to shine it all on your back and then, Debbie, then I'll be projecting my feelings on you!"

Rev-A-Shelf Kitchen Organization

Consider a pile of actual trash. Now think of that same pile, but organized. That's a collection! Think of a heap of leaves in the yard. Now think of that same heap but organized. That's a botanist's job! Think of your pots and pans. Now think of them organized. That's a great looking kitchen! 

LG 27" UltraFine 5K IPS Monitor

Yes: Downtown Abbey, GoT, Nature Videos

No: Jerky Boys The Movie and any 360p cell vids from your trip to the Gathering of the Juggalos (FAYGO, YO!)

Full Specifications

 

Recommended Connection

We recommend that you use the LG UltraFine 5K Display as a second monitor with Mac mini and Mac Pro, as the display might not turn on until you boot into macOS. As a result, pre-boot features such as Boot Picker and macOS Recovery might not be available on the display.

CORE 12 Person Instant Cabin Tent 18' x 10'

Sleeps 12 people or six people and one bear. But honestly if you're sharing a tent with a bear you're probably not sleeping so much as running for your life. 

Floor Size
18 ft x 10 ft
Center Height
80 in (7 ft)

Tent Stakes
(20) Steel 7 in stakes
Instant Poles
Pre-attached telescoping poles

Pack Weight
47.8 lbs
Pack Size
49 in x 16 in x 11.5 in

Tent Fabric
Durable 68D polyester
Floor Material
Durable 125gsm P.E.

In the box:

  • (1) CORE 40027 12 Person Instant Cabin Tent 18' x 10'
  • Rainfly
  • Gear Loft
  • Two Room Dividers
  • Awning Pole
  • Tent Stakes
  • Carry Bag

Bio Bidet A8 Serenity Elongated Seat

Not to be confused with a Cadillac equipped with a bidet. Which makes being stuck in traffic sort of a whole different situation. In fact I'd be out there actively LOOKING for traffic in a whip with that level of bells and whistles. 

In the Box:

  • (1) Bio Bidet A8 Serenity Elongated Bidet Toilet Seat
  • Complete Installation Kit

bObsweep Robotic Vacuums

Anyone remember that drinking game? Where you'd drink every time someone said "Hi, Bob" on the Bob Newhart Show? ...Yeah, me neither, I'm a millennial... Just trust me. Now who wants to trade Pogs or go Razor scootering or whatever the hell we kids are into now?

Plantronics Voyager Edge BT Headset & Charging Case

Be your very own communications officer and receive hailing frequencies from your fellow Starships!*

(* OK, more like other PT Cruisers...)

Nap More, Worry Less

I was Varsity Napping in high school... or at least I would have been if the public education system really supported my natural strengths.