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Dell Latitude E6440 14" i5 240GB Laptop
Hey man, this Latitude doesn't cotton to your old man ways, dude. It plays by its own rules, living life on the highways. The information super highways, dude. So just back off with your stuffy rules and laws, capisce?
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel Core i5-4300M 2.6GHz (Turbo up to 3.3GHz)
Samsung 28" 4K Ultra-HD LED-Backlit Monitor
That backlit feature is killer. Bring out the spookiest of spooks from your John Carpenter movies. The crispest crisp picture from your Truffaut movies. The BWAH-iest BWAAAAHHH from your Christopher Nolan movies.
Display:
Screen Size:
28"
Display Type:
LED-Backlit TN
Screen Resolution:
3840 x 2160
Aspect Ratio:
16:9
Brightness:
370cd/m2
Static Contrast Ratio:
1000:1
Dynamic Contrast Ratio:
Mega ?
Ayoba-Yo Droewors Beef Sticks, 6-pack
Crack off one of these here beef sticks and get your protein on, yo!
- Best by 2/28/2019
Apple 13" Intel i5 MacBook Pro (2017)
Heck, if we're staying away from the metric system, let's bust out all the weird old measurements! I have a printer that prints 1 cubit wide. I have to walk 3.8 furlongs to the bus. My apartment is 1 furrow long. My cat is 1 stone. My phone is 1 barleycorn and 1 poppy seed thick. My couch is covered by 1 knight's fee of leather. And I hope to one day to settle down on 1 bovate of land.
Specifications:
Processor:
Your Choice:
Intel Core i5-7267U 3.1GHz
- Turbo up to 3.5GHz
- 4MB L3 Cache
- Integrated Intel Iris Plus Graphics 650
Intel Core i5-7360U 2.3GHz
Tired
You know you're singing it... "So fresh and so clean, clean!"
Thank you, Andre3000, for the biggest ear-worm of the 00's.
Anyway, here's a rad tee shirt *<:)
InvoSpa Shiatsu Foot Massager with Heat
Well, heck yeah I would! I mean, come on, it's not 1994 anymore folks... Have your roomie kick off them size 11 stinkies and get going to Cornville.
In the Box:
- (1) InvoSpa Shiatsu Foot Massager with Heat
- (1) User Manual
Good Old Retro Days
True Story: I was playing Exodus: Ultima III on my family's Apple IIe right after the pool and got electrocuted by the missing spacebar conducting current through my body to the metal chairs. AND THAT SUCKER KEPT WORKING. Meanwhile, get one drop of water on my delicate lil' flower of an iPhone and it's back to the Genius Bar for me. Sigh.
Tuno Seafood Alternative Sampler
Tuno sounds like an internet startup that delivers tuna sandwiches by drone or something. Please don't steal my idead. Patent pending PATENT PENDING! This is all legally binding, Judge Judy speaks to me through the TV and she said so. Best by: January 2020
Cuisinel 3-Piece Cast Iron Cookware Set
OK fine, maybe I'm missing the core concept of seasoning a pan. And maybe I'm no fancy cook. And maybe I cook mac & cheez in a hotpot like I did in my old dorm room. Don't judge me! Now buy these pans!
In the Box:
(1) Cuisinel Pre-Seasoned Cast Iron Skillet 3-Piece Chef Set (8", 10" & 12")
Parrot Mambo Fly Drone - Bundle
Anyway, up for sale todayayayahahahahah, their dumb little feet clickity-clicking to a latin beat! It's killing us! Ahem, right, drones, um. The Mambo's Smart Block system allows you to add attachments to your minidrone before-oh forget it, HAHAHAHAHAAH!STABILIZATION SENSORS
- Inertial Measurement Unit to evaluate speed, tilt and obstacle contact (3-axis accelerometer and 3-axis gyroscope)
VERTICAL STABILIZATION
- Ultrasound sensor (measures below 13 ft / 4m altitude in quad mode)
- Pressure sensor
HORIZONTAL STABILIZATION
- Camera sensor
ENERGY
- 550mAh LiPo Battery
- 9 min autonomy with neither accessory nor bumpers
- 30 min charging time with a 2,1A charger
AERONAUTICAL DESIGN
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