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Feed your head, like Grace Slick used to sing... OMG, can you believe the same people who wrote "White Rabbit" wrote the nausea-inducing "We Built this City (on Rock 'n Roll)"?

This world is weird man.  Too weird.

Specs:

• 20W sound and bass
• Dual 52mm drivers with a passive radiator improves the sound
• Built-in 4400 mAh rechargeable battery
• Up to 6 hours of wireless playback while simultaneously charging your devices

Dimensions:

• 7.8 x 5.2 x 5.2 inches
• 1.77 pounds

In the Box:

• Echo Dot Docking Station
• AUX Cable
• Owner's Manual

Buying an NFL area rug starts out innocent, but then it's 2-3 seasons later and you're like "look, it's the fourth quarter of a Monday Night Football game and they're down six so I HAVE to stand with only my left foot on the rug until the other team punts and then I can switch feet this ALWAYS works..." 

In the Box:

• (1) Fanmats NFL 4' x 6' Area Rug

Obvi she wasn't there, but that's just how ubiquitous and integrated Alexa has become in everyday life. I honestly haven't looked at the three wall clocks in my house after welcoming her into my life; why would I, when her melodious an non-regional accented voice does the looking for me? One of my best friends has begun to call her "A-bomb" so as not to wake her from her slumber before she's ready.  No joke: my wife yells at me when I speak ill to her. All Hail the Singularity!

Size
9.2" x 3.3" x 3.3" (235 mm x 84 mm x 84 mm)

Weight
33.6 oz. (954 grams) Actual size and weight may vary by manufacturing process

Wi-Fi connectivity
Dual-band Wi-Fi supports 802.11 a/b/g/n/ac (2.4 and 5 GHz) networks.

Hey, TV. If you're so smart, why don't you do my math homework, NERD! What was that? {silence} That's what I thought, nerd TV, that's what I thought...