These tan lines are exactly why Gingi decided to go in the buff...
Heck, I'll give it a try. I'll just switch it on here {click}
brrrrrrr
OoOoHh Ii GgEeTt IiTt NnOoWwwww
In the box:
InvoSpa Shiatsu Back Neck and Shoulder Massager with Heat:
InvoSpa Handheld Percussion Massager:
The brainstorming session for this one must have been intense. "Ok what if you want to cut something?" "Chainsaw." "Ok, but what if you want to cut something FAR AWAY from where you're standing?" "Chainsaw on a big long stick?"
In the Box:
Truffle butter and duck fat are like the super classy fancy version of Crisco. Probably. I don't really know how cooking works.
If your butter is soft or even melted, just pop it in the freezer to chill for an hour. It's good in there for about 18 months (as if!). Its high butterfat content preserves the integrity of the product. Ditto for duck fat. Spread the love!
Truffle Butter Nutritional Facts
Serving Size:
1/2 oz.
Calories:
90
Calories from Fat:
90
Total Fat:
10g ~ 16% Daily Value
Saturated Fat:
6g ~ 31% Daily Value
Cholesterol:
25mg ~ 9% Daily Value
Sodium:
80mg ~ 3% Daily Value
Total Carbohydrate:
0g
Protein:
0g
Vitamin A:
6% Daily Value
Not significant source for Dietary Fiber, Sugars, Vitamin C, Calcium and Iron
TRIPLE points if you get that double reference. And no Googling! Anyway, here's a workbench.
Specifications
Function Modes:
7 (workbench, saw horse, scaffold, platform, car creeper, dolly and hand truck)
Weight Capacity:
500 lb capacity in scaffold/platform mode, 330 lb capacity in other modes
Dimensions:
43" x 21.75" work surface, 20.5" to 30.75" height
In the box:
This whole "Bring Your Grandpa to Work Day" was a terrible idea...
Specs:
In the Box:
Inversion tables: Super good for back pain, super BAD for your potluck dinner because now Stephanie's Jello salad is on the floor. How could you? She worked really hard on that.
Specifications
Height Capacity:
4'8" - 6'6" (142 -198 cm)
Weight Capacity:
300 lbs (136 kg)
Assembled Weight:
64.8 lbs
Assembled Non-Use Max Setting (resting)
Assembled In-Use Max Setting
L
W
H
L
W
H
63.3
28.8
57.3
81.8
28.8
85.0
In the box:
Stand up paddle boards. Standing desks. What's next? A standing car? My head would be sticking out of the sun roof it's a ridiculous idea. And what about my hair?
"MEANWHILE, AT THE DASTARDLY CENTER OF BADNESS, THE OPTIPLEX..."
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel Core i5-3470 3.2GHz (Turbo up to 3.6GHz)
6MB Cache
Processor Core:
Quad-Core
Memory:
4GB DDR3
Max Memory:
16GB
Graphics:
Intel HD Graphics 2500
Video Ports:
VGA, DisplayPort
Hard Drive:
128GB solid state drive
Optical Drive:
No (not included)
Sound:
Integrated
Network:
10/100 Wired Ethernet
Wireless:
No
I/O Ports:
(2) DisplayPort
(1) VGA
(6) USB 2.0
(4) USB 3.0
(1) RJ-45 LAN
(1) Serial
(1) Headphone
(1) Microphone
(1) Audio: Line-in
(1) Audio: Line-out
Expansion Slots & Bays:
(1) Half Height PCIe x16
(1) Half Height PCIe x16 (wired x 4)
(1) Half Height PCIe x1
You know, the one where Clarice sees Jack Crawford for the manipulative guy he is. {listening} What? Basement scene? I dunno, man, I only watched the version edited for TBS.
Camera
Video resolution
Configurable up to 1280 x 720
Video format
H.264
Imaging
Full Color
CMOS
Auto-adaptive white/black balance and exposure
Motion detection
Adjustable sensitivity
Automatic email alerts and push notifications
Digital pan and zoom
Yes
Night vision
850 nm LEDs: illuminates up to 25 feet
IR cut-off filter
Battery
Four (4) Lithium CR123 Photo
Battery level indication
Yes
Focus range (ST)
Fixed focus (2 ft to infinity)
Operating temperature
14? to 122? F (-10? C to 50?
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