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Amazon Echo Connect Black

That won't end badly at all, right? And I shouldn't be scared that I abuse her on a regular basis, right?  OMG, where's Miles Dyson with a dead man's switch when ya need him?

Specs:

  • Dimensions: 5.1" x 3.5" x 1.2" (130 mm x 90 mm x 29.5 mm)
  • Weight: 4.5 oz. (126.9 grams)
  • Alexa: The Alexa App for Echo Connect is compatible with iOS (9.0 or higher) and Android (5.0 or higher)
  • Wi-Fi: Dual-band Wi-Fi supports 802.11 a/b/g/n/ac (2.4 and 5 GHz) networks. Does not support connecting to ad-hoc (or peer-to-peer) Wi-Fi networks

In the Box (item will ship in a brown non-retail box):

  • Echo Connect
  • Power Adapter
  • Micro-USB Cable
  • RJ11 Splitter
  • Phone Cable

Philips 32" E-Line IPS Full HD Monitor

You see, it's a joke: "lit" being both the state of emitting light and a colloquial turn of phrase meaning "partying at full force" or something... I love it when I rap with the children, don't you? _The Woot Comedy Professor

Specifications:

Model:
323E7QDA-B

Screen Size:
32"

Panel Type:
Anti-glare IPS; LED backlit

Aspect Ratio:
16:9

Resolution:
1920 x 1080

Refresh Rate:
60Hz

Brightness:
250 cd/m2

Contrast Ratio:
20M:1 (dynamic)

Response Time:
5ms (typical)

Colors:
16.7M

Viewing Angle:
178/178

Audio:
5W x 2 built-in speakers

Connections:

DVI:
1

VGA:
1

HDMI:
1

Dimensions:

With Stand:
Without Stand:
Weight:
Mountable:
28.7 x 20.6 x 8.5 inches
28.7 x 17.0 x 2.5 inches

Tenergy Redigrill Smokeless Infrared Grill

Beause the Predator, man, he's like everywhere. So you'll need to constantly take 360 degree photos and then review them for telltale signs of the Predator: wavy, spectoral forms and other things like spines and skulls and stuff laying around. We sprayed for the Predator like three times last summer and he still came back. Bloody nuisance, the Predator.

Dimensions: 19.5 x 13.5 x 7 inches

Specifications:

  • Input: 120V ~ 60Hz
  • Rated Power: 1660W
  • Grilling Grate Material: Aluminium with non-stick coating

Package Contents:

  • 1x Smoke-less Indoor Redigrill
  • 1x User manual

Protips:

iPhone X (GSM Only)(Scratch & Dent)

The only difference is that while the noble iPhone is an advanced, helpful piece of consumer technology, the eeevil iPhone X has a dastardly moustache, will reset all your Candy Crush levels, and will constantly order 20 pizzas from Domino's with nothing but banana peppers and mushrooms. Gross! And Evil!

LAUNCH
Announced
2017, September

 
Status
Available.

Luxury Shower Heads

Why do people always say "hit the showers?" Showers don't deserve that kind of treatment. Why not HUG the showers?

Giantville Games (Your Choice)

Sooo big! {giggling}

In the Box:

  • Giantville Games (Your Choice)

Calphalon Self-Sharpening 15-Piece Knife Block Set

"...they writhed
gasping as Calphalon swung them up her cliff and there
at her cavern's mouth she bolted them down raw-
screaming out, flinging their arms toward me,
lost in that mortal struggle."

Dimensions: 6 x 12 x 5 Inches

Weight: 4.7 lbs

In the Box

  • (1) Calphalon Classic Self-Sharpening 15-pc. Cutlery Knife Block Set (1932932)

Men's Ultra Soft Sueded LS Tees 2-Pack

Unless you don't like hugs or physical contact. I mean it IS cold and flu season so honestly you should be keeping your physical contact with other people to a minimum. That's why I've been wrapped in plastic wrap from head to toe since early October.

SIZE CHART (inches)
S
M
L
XL
XXL
XXXL

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

COLLAR
15" - 15.5"
16" - 16.5"
16.5" - 17"
17" - 17.5"
18" - 18.5"
18.5" - 19"

CHEST
39" - 42"
43" - 46"
46" - 48"
48" - 50"
50" - 52"
52" - 54"

SHOULDER
18.5" - 19"
19" - 19.5"
20" - 20.5"
20.5" - 21"
21.5" - 22"
22" - 22.5"

BODY LENGTH
30" - 30.5"
30.5" - 31"
31" - 31.5"
32" - 32.5"
32.5" - 33"
33.5" - 34"

In the Box:

  • (1) Ethan Williams Men's Ultra Soft Sueded Long Sleeve Tees 2-Pack