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Tale of a Whale

Call me Ishmael... Or "Ishy" if we're friends, yo.

SeaBear Smoked Salmon in Totem Gift Box

The second best way to enjoy salmon right after standing hip deep in freezing cold water, swatting leaping fish out of midair, and devouring them raw. Spoiler Alert: I am a bear. 

  • Best By: 11/10/2021

Apple iPad Mini (3rd Gen) 7.9" Tab w/Case

So only look at very small things so as not to overload the screen.  Things like:

Yunmai Bluetooth Smart Scale

Then you'll be just like this Yunmai scale. Smart, calculating, and with blue teeth.  And after you eat all them Blowpops, you can jump on the Yunmai Bluetooth Scale and see just how much you've destroyed your metabolism. Too much refined sugar is bad for you, kids.

In the box:

  • (1) Yunmai Bluetooth Smart Scale and Body Fat Monitor
  • (4) AAA Batteries
  • (1) User Manual

Ugly Sweater in a Box

...............OK, no way I'm explaining this reference.

Go Google it, kids.

WOOT WRITER OUT.

Mia Toro Moda 3 Piece Luggage Set

I love the word "luggage" onnacounta it's got the word "lug" in it.  It's like, "You're gonna lug stuff around, so use this!" Can we apply this to other useful items? Can I call the Tupperware I tote my leftovers in "eatage"? My treadmill "runnage"? My bathroom scale "tonnage"? HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M FAT.

DImensions:

20in: 

  • Weight: 8.0 lbs
  • Inner: 18inx 14inx 9.75in
  • Outer: 21inx 14.5inx 10in

24in:

  • Weight 9.8 lbs
  • Inner: 22.5inx 15.5inx 11in
  • Outer: 25.5inx 17.5inx 11.5in

28in:

  • Weight 10.8 lbs
  • Inner: 26inx 18inx 12.75in
  • Outer: 29inx 20inx 13in

In the Box:

(1) Mia Toro Moda 3 Piece Hardside Spinner Luggage Set 

WCC Warehouse Clearance 'Box of Junk'

It's a box. It's full of junk. What do you want me to do draw you a picutre? 

  • Condition: Dusty & Neglected

Rust-Oleum Never Wet Multi-purpose Kit, 4-pk

Cover a rock in this Never Wet paint and it will skip across a lake infinity times. Science is neat. 

Specifications

Color:
Frosted clear

Additional Info:
Covers up to 10 sq ft

 
Dries to the touch in 30 minutes

 

VIGO Edison Pull-Down Spray Kitchen Faucet

My first job was as a dishwasher at an Italian restaurant and the guy training me said when he gets too far behind on the dishes he just starts throwing plates away. He was really bad at his job. 

In the box:

  • (1) VIGO Edison Pull-Down Spray Kitchen Faucet

Reebok Men's Jackets and Pants

Like Reebok Pump shoes, but not shoes and without the pump.