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YETI Hopper Two Portable Coolers
Why would a Yeti even NEED a cooler. Yetis live in the snow where it's already cold. Their drinks stay cold with very little effort. Now a cooler endorsed by a Chupacabra, known to roam Texas, Colombia, and Puerto Rico? THAT would be a cooler edorsement I could get behind.
Hopper Two 20 Specifications
Carrying Capcity:
16 cans (using a 2:1 ice-to-can ratio by volume) or 20 lbs of ice only
Outside Dimensions:
10" ? 16 1/2" ? 22"
Inside Dimensions:
7" ? 12 1/2" ? 15"
Empty Weight:
4.4 lbs
Hopper Two 40 Specifications
Carrying Capcity:
36 cans (using a 2:1 ice-to-can ratio by volume) or 40 lbs of ice only
Outside Dimensions:
19 1/2" ? 26"
Inside Dimensions:
15 3/4" ?
PURELL Advanced Hand Sanitizer Foam LTX-12 Starter Kit
*turns chair around and sits on it backwards like a cool person* This little box of words is usually full of (Very Good) jokes, but today I'm here to talk about keeping your hands clean during cold and flu season. If you don't wash and sanitize your hands it's like walking around with toilets at the end of your arms.
In the Box:
- (2) 1200 mL PURELL Advanced Hand Sanitizer Foam Refills
- (1) PURELL LTX-12 Chrome Finish Black Touch-Free Dispenser & adhesive mounting tape
- (4) "D" Alkaline batteries
I've Seen Things
Cats licking butts, all alone in the night;
Yoga pants worn several sizes too tight;
Aunt Sal giving Norman a loud, slurpy hickey;
While poor cousin Barb spikes her seventh Lime Rickey;
All this, my dear reader, I swear to be true;
But I do it for Elf-dom; I do it for you!
Now...um...can someone get me outta this pine tree? It's getting sticky in here...
Omaha Steaks Holiday Ham Dinner
People are always saying that I'm such a ham. Probably because I love to show off and get attention and also I'm slow-cooked with a brown sugar crust and spiral sliced with no water added.
- Best By Date: 1 Year, Frozen
Spiral Sliced Ham
Ingredients: Ham; Glazed with: Sugar, Brown Sugar, Dextrose, Paprika, Spices. Cured with Water, Salt, Sodium Lactate, Brown Sugar, Sodium Phosphate, Sodium Erythorbate, Sodium Nitrite.
Thaw in refrigerator for 24 to 48 hours. Spiral Sliced Ham is fully cooked making it possible to serve directly from the refrigerator.
- Oven: Preheat oven to 325?F. Remove Spiral Sliced Ham from film and foil. Place ham cut side down on a raised edge baking pan lined with foil. Heat, uncovered, for 60-75 minutes for entire ham or 10 minutes per pound for smaller portions.
Smashed Red Potatoes
Oakley Sunglasses
Go ahead and try doing sweet BMX tricks without a pair of Oakleys strapped to your face. JUST TRY IT I DARE YOU!
All Kinds of Smart Lights!
Now cough up your lunch Lumens before I switch ya face off...
Sierra Modern Home Studio Smart Table
*Woot! assumes no liability if you choose to let furniture file your taxes... Because it can't do that.
Package Dimensions:
- 18.05 lbs
- 19.4 x 9 x 9 inches
Table Dimensions:
- 24.8 x 15.9 inches
Table Features:
- Bluetooth 4.2
- Aux input
- USB 5V, 1A
- USB 5V 2.1A
- Qi Wireless Charging
In the Box:
- Smart Table
- Aux Cable
- AC Adapter
- Quick Start Guide
Brondell Swash SE600 Bidet Seat
Ways to clean yourself up after using the bathroom, ranked:
5. A pineapple
4. Old timey selzer bottle weilding clown
3. Toilet paper
2. The Three Seashells
1. Bidet
SPECIFICATIONS:
- Voltage / Frequency: 120V / 60Hz
- Max Power Consumption: 660W
- Power Cord Length: 3.9 feet
- Safety Devices: Thermal Fuse, Thermostat, Water Level Sensor
- Remote Battery Type: AAA batteries (2)
- Seat / Lid Weight Limit: 275lbs / 178lbs
- Seat Temperature: Adjustable (four levels) 95?F - 104? F
- Water Temperature: Adjustable (four levels) 93.2?F - 104? F
- Standard Wash Time :2 minutes
- Nightlight: Blue LED
- Specification Sheet
Dimensions & Weight:
Dell Optiplex 7010 SFF Desktops
"MEANWHILE, AT THE DASTARDLY CENTER OF BADNESS, THE OPTIPLEX..."
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel Core i5-3470 3.2GHz (Turbo up to 3.6GHz)
6MB Cache
Processor Core:
Quad-Core
Memory:
Your Choice:
8GB or 16GB DDR3
Max Memory:
16GB
Graphics:
Intel HD Graphics 2500
Video Ports:
VGA, DisplayPort
Hard Drive:
Your Choice:
120GB or 240GB solid state drive
Optical Drive:
DVD-ROM
Sound:
Integrated
Network:
10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet
Wireless:
No
I/O Ports:
(2) DisplayPort
(1) VGA
(6) USB 2.0
(4) USB 3.0
(1) RJ-45 LAN
(1) Serial
(1) Headphone
(1) Microphone
(1) Audio: Line-in
ILIFE V4 Robotic Vacuum Cleaner
*Good Lord, don't actually do this...
Would you vacuum off a bridge if we told you to?
Charging Type: Auto Charging / Manual Charging
Cleaning Mode: Auto, Spot, Edge, Max
Charging Time: About 280mins
Cleaning Time: Up to 90mins
Body Button Type: Mechanical Button
Battery Specifications: 2600mAh
In the box:
- (1) ILIFE V4 Robotic Vacuum Cleaner
- (1) Docking Station
- (1) Remote
- (1) User Manual
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