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Razer Nabu Watch with Smart Features

Wait, was that Naboo?  Whatevs, it's a good reference...

WOOT WRITER OUT.

Razer Nabu RZ18 Watch with Smart Features

Watch Hardware:

  • 12 months battery life using replaceable coin cell battery (CR2032)
  • Hourly time signal
  • 1/100 second stopwatch
  • Measuring capacity: 23:59'59.99"
  • Measuring modes: Elapsed time, split time
  • Countdown Timer
  • Measuring unit: 1 second
  • Full Auto Calendar
  • 12/24 hour formats
  • 3 multi-function alarms (Daily or weekly repeats)
  • World Time
  • Time, World Time and Alarms auto synced to phone time or manually adjusted via Nabu app

Nabu Hardware:

Apple iPad Pro Tablets - Your Choice

These sleek iPad Airs will make you look slick. Use one to keep up on current events and talk slick. Download the latest hits from iTunes and listen slick. Get one raindrop on it and curse slick.

Specifications:

Display:
9.7" LED-backlit Multi-Touch with IPS Technology
Fingerprint-Resistant Oleophobic Coating
Retina display
True tone display
Wide color display

Shark Navigator Lift Away or Cord-Free IF200 Vac

Harness the power of a shark.  Cruising your carpets for dust bunnies like a sleek mako cruises the reefs for turtles. And like a member of Selachimorpha, this will never stop, never be satisfied with eating your filth. Gross.

Shark Navigator NV355 Lift Away Upright Vacuum:

Cleaning path: 9.5 inches
Power: 1200 watts, 10 amps
Cord length: 30 feet
Filtration: Washable HEPA and 2 foam filters
Surface cleaning types: Carpet and bare floors
Dimensions: 15.4 x 11.6 x 27 inches

In the Box:

  • (1) Shark Navigator NV355 Lift Away Professional Vacuum 
  • (1) Hard Floor Hero
  • (1) Wide Upholstery Tool
  • (1) Dusting Brush
  • (1) 8'' Crevice Tool

~OR~

Shark ION IF200 Cord-Free MultiFLEX Vacuum:

Ring Spotlight HD Security Camera: 2-Way Talk, Alexa

I mean, come on, did that ever work for you as a kid?

Answer: No, Woot Writer, it did not.

That's what I thought, loyal Wooter. Good talk.

Under Armour Fitness T-Shirt 3-Pack

Here's the thing, if you're playing pick up basketball and it's shirts vs skins and you're on the skins team make sure you ONLY take off your shirt. In unrelated news I'm banned from my local Y for the next six weeks.  

Under Armour Men's Sizing

 
CHEST (in)
WAIST (in)

XS
30-32
26?-27?

SM
34-36
28?-30

MD
38-40
31?-33?

LG
42-44
35-37

XL
46-48
39-41

XXL
50-52
43-45?

3XL
54-56
47?-50

4XL
58-60
52-54?

5XL
62-64
56?-59

Under Armour Women's Sizing

 
US SIZES
BUST (in)
WAIST (in)

XS
0-2
32?-33?
25?-26?

SM
4-6
33?-35?
27?-28?

MD
8-10
36?-37?
29?-30?

LG
12-14
39-40?
32-33?

XL
16
42-43?
35-36?

XXL
18
45-46?
38-39?

BlissLights Firefly Laser Projector

Sure go ahead light up your home for the holidays with lightbulbs like some kind of caveman who hasn't even figured out fire yet, much less lasers. 

Specifications

Dimensions:
5.6'' x 7.9'' x 5''

Laser Classification:
Class 3R

Laser Wavelength:
532 nm

Laser Power Consumption:
2-9 W

Operating Temperature:
-15F to 90F 

Projection Coverage:
Up to 50' x 50'

Timer:
6/18 timer

Housing:
ABS

Item Weight:
3 pounds

In the Box:

  • (1) BlissLights Outdoor-Indoor Motion Spright Smart Firefly Laser Light (Your Choice of Red, Green or Blue)
  • (1) remote control with 2 AA batteries
  • (1) transformer
  • (1) stand
  • (1) ground stake

Timey-Wimey Sweater

It's also about timey-wimey that you stop ready-reading and start buyey-buying!

Rustic Bakery Holiday Cookie Sampler (4)

Ginger Babies opens the door for a lot of questions about Gingerbread Men and Gingerbread Women and their relations I'm not ready to deal with right now. 

  • See 'Photo Gallery' for Nutrition Information

iMovR EverMat Standing Mat 18"x24"

Standing is super healthy. We do it all the time... Actually, we're lying.  We never stand.  We sit. We lounge. We are gadfly layabouts. Dev is working on mini interoffice conveyor belts to constantly pour coffee and Ding-Dongs into our slack mouths and then we'll never have to stand again!  

In the Box:

  • (1) iMovR  EverMat Standing Mat 18"x24"

HP ProBook 640-G2 Intel i5 Notebook

Did you know that HP stands for Huge Pimples? True story...