Wait, was that Naboo? Whatevs, it's a good reference...
WOOT WRITER OUT.
Razer Nabu RZ18 Watch with Smart Features
Watch Hardware:
Nabu Hardware:
These sleek iPad Airs will make you look slick. Use one to keep up on current events and talk slick. Download the latest hits from iTunes and listen slick. Get one raindrop on it and curse slick.
Specifications:
Display:
9.7" LED-backlit Multi-Touch with IPS Technology
Fingerprint-Resistant Oleophobic Coating
Retina display
True tone display
Wide color display
Harness the power of a shark. Cruising your carpets for dust bunnies like a sleek mako cruises the reefs for turtles. And like a member of Selachimorpha, this will never stop, never be satisfied with eating your filth. Gross.
Shark Navigator NV355 Lift Away Upright Vacuum:
Cleaning path: 9.5 inches
Power: 1200 watts, 10 amps
Cord length: 30 feet
Filtration: Washable HEPA and 2 foam filters
Surface cleaning types: Carpet and bare floors
Dimensions: 15.4 x 11.6 x 27 inches
In the Box:
~OR~
Shark ION IF200 Cord-Free MultiFLEX Vacuum:
I mean, come on, did that ever work for you as a kid?
Answer: No, Woot Writer, it did not.
That's what I thought, loyal Wooter. Good talk.
Here's the thing, if you're playing pick up basketball and it's shirts vs skins and you're on the skins team make sure you ONLY take off your shirt. In unrelated news I'm banned from my local Y for the next six weeks.
Under Armour Men's Sizing
CHEST (in)
WAIST (in)
XS
30-32
26?-27?
SM
34-36
28?-30
MD
38-40
31?-33?
LG
42-44
35-37
XL
46-48
39-41
XXL
50-52
43-45?
3XL
54-56
47?-50
4XL
58-60
52-54?
5XL
62-64
56?-59
Under Armour Women's Sizing
US SIZES
BUST (in)
WAIST (in)
XS
0-2
32?-33?
25?-26?
SM
4-6
33?-35?
27?-28?
MD
8-10
36?-37?
29?-30?
LG
12-14
39-40?
32-33?
XL
16
42-43?
35-36?
XXL
18
45-46?
38-39?
Sure go ahead light up your home for the holidays with lightbulbs like some kind of caveman who hasn't even figured out fire yet, much less lasers.
Specifications
Dimensions:
5.6'' x 7.9'' x 5''
Laser Classification:
Class 3R
Laser Wavelength:
532 nm
Laser Power Consumption:
2-9 W
Operating Temperature:
-15F to 90F
Projection Coverage:
Up to 50' x 50'
Timer:
6/18 timer
Housing:
ABS
Item Weight:
3 pounds
In the Box:
It's also about timey-wimey that you stop ready-reading and start buyey-buying!
Ginger Babies opens the door for a lot of questions about Gingerbread Men and Gingerbread Women and their relations I'm not ready to deal with right now.
Standing is super healthy. We do it all the time... Actually, we're lying. We never stand. We sit. We lounge. We are gadfly layabouts. Dev is working on mini interoffice conveyor belts to constantly pour coffee and Ding-Dongs into our slack mouths and then we'll never have to stand again!
In the Box:
Did you know that HP stands for Huge Pimples? True story...
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