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Eliot's Adult Nut Butters Sampler (6)

Back in my day we had smooth and chunky and that was it. And if you were LUCKY someone got some chocolate mixed in, but that was IT. You kids today with all of your fancy butters I tell you what. 

  • Note: See Photo Gallery for Nutrition Information.
  • Best By: 12/2019

Arlo by NETGEAR Security System - Your Choice

I think that lamp moved. THERE. No, I was wrong. NOW. Nope, was the cat. THERE IT GOES LOOK. Nope, just the walls bleeding

And "orbs" are just dust motes, gol'dangit...

Camera Specs:

NETGEAR Orbi Home Mesh WiFi System

And yea, ye shall catch the errant miscreant with the net like the sea sailors of old, snaggin' evil-gilled fish from the depths that would gladly feat on their eyes. And like those nets, this mesh is made from strong fibers... only it's fiber-optics and... uh... Jeez, I really backed myself into a corner with this seafaring metaphor, didn't I?

WiFi Speed:
Up to 3.0Gbps (AC3000)

WiFi Coverage:
Up to 5,000 sq. ft.

Wireless Type:
802.11ac; 802.11b/g/n compatible
2.4 GHz Radio Frequency

Ports:
7 Gigabit Ethernet Ports
1 USB 2.0 Port

Expandable:
Yes

 

In the Box:

  • NETGEAR Orbi Whole Home Mesh WiFi System with Tri-band - 2pk (RBK50)

Helinox Camp Chairs and Tables

Chairs so high tech looking you'll wonder where you parked your spaceship 

SimpliSafe 10-Piece Wireless Home Security System

If you're an Amazon Prime customer, you can score an additional $10 off this item. Just make sure you log in with your Amazon account to get the deal. Discount will be applied at checkout. See details.

In the box:

  • (1) Base Station
  • (1) Keypad
  • (5) Entry Sensors
  • (1) Motion Detector
  • (1) Key Chain Remote
  • (1) Panic Button
  • (1) SimpliSafe Sign

3D Illusion Decorative Lights

Harness the power of magic that would have gotten you burned at the stake a few hundred years ago.  Really puts things in perspective, don't it?

In the box:

(1) 3D Illusion Decorative Lights

Ninja Mega Kitchen System

Look, we'll be honest, Lisa's a bad influence.  This is a Mega Kitchen System and all she's gonna do is make boozy milkshakes and make that awful "WHOOP WHOOP!" noise.

Dimensions: 12x16x19

Weight: 20 lbs

In the Box:

  • (2) 16 oz. Nutri Ninja Cup
  • (2) To-Go Lid
  • Nutri Ninja Blade Assembly
  • 64 oz. Food Processor Bowl
  • Bowl Lid with Locking Handle
  • Chopping Blade Assembly (Bowl)
  • Dough Blade Assembly (Bowl)
  • 72 oz. Blender Pitcher
  • Pitcher Lid with Locking Handle
  • Stacked Blade Assembly (Pitcher)
  • 24 oz. Mini Prep Bowl
  • Spindle for Mini Prep Bowl
  • Mini Prep Bowl Blade Assembly
  • Motor Base
  • Power Cord (Not Shown)

 

Calphalon Self-Sharpening 15-Piece Knife Block Set

"I wonder if Pawn Stars is on-OWW!!!"

Dimensions: 6 x 12 x 5 Inches

Weight: 4.7 lbs

In the Box

  • (1) Calphalon Classic Self-Sharpening 15-pc. Cutlery Knife Block Set (1932932)

XtremePro 4K Ultra HD Sports Camera Bundle

Hey, all you 90s kids, remember when everything was Totally Xtreme? You couldn't drink something like a a Capri Sun for example without doing an ollie off the North Pole in neon clamdiggers... Those were xtreme times, my friends...

  • 2" rear LCD screen
  • Video Resolution: 4K 30fps/2.7K 30fps/1080p 60fps
  • Photo Resolution: 12MP/8MP/5MP/2MP
  • 170 Degree Super Wide Angle Lens
  • English/German/French/Spanish/Italian/Russian Language options built-in
  • 1050mAh Lithium Ion Battery
  • Input/Output: Micro USB/HDMI
  • Dimensions: 3x2x1 inches
  • Weight: 3 ounces

In the Box:

CenterPoint AXCSP185CK Specialist XL 370

Other things besides the crossbow that make Robin Hood 2.0 hip, current, and edgy: 

* Takes Bitcoin from the rich and gives it to the poor 
* Instead of hiding out in the forest bounces around from one Airbnb to another 
* Met Maid Marian on Tinder 
* Vapes 

Technical Specs

Arrow Velocity
Up to 370 fps

FPE
110 ft. -lbs

Length
35-39.25

System
Compound

Power Stroke
13.5"

Draw Weight
185 lbs

Axle to Axle (cocked/uncocked)
18" / 21.5"

Overall Length
35"-39.25"

Weight
11.9 lbs

Limbs
Quad Limb Composite

Stock Style
Ambidextrous

Stock Material
Composite/Aluminum

Material
Composite

Included Optics
4x32 mm Crossbow Scope

In the Box:

(1) CenterPoint AXCSP185CK Specialist XL 370 Camo-Crossbow Package