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Patriot Pantry 1-Week Food Supply Ammo Can
The label SAYS it's a week's worth of food, but if you really commit I bet you could finish it WAY faster than that. Which is why competitive eaters are rarely able to lock down a spot in anyone's emergency bunker.
Dimensions: 14" x 7" x 8.5"
Food storage is a wise investment so you can thrive when there's an emergency. It's best to store this food in a dry, cool location - a dark area, if possible - at temperatures between 55?F and 70?F. Actual shelf life may vary based on individual storage conditions.
In the Box:
- (1) Patriot Pantry 1-Week Food Supply Ammo Can (1,500+ Calories/Day)
Creminelli Whiskey & Barolo Salami (4)
Or, even though I'm not in the army you can just send ME some salami. I really like salami. And also getting things in the mail.
- See Photo Gallery for Nutrition Information
- Best By: 04/10/2019, or better
Melissa & Doug Railway or Pretend Play
It comes with its very own Mothman, an interdimensional harbinger of death that will foretell the collapse of your wooden bridge, plunging the toy people into the icy berber of your living room... Wake up, Number 37...
In the Box:
Melissa & Doug Deluxe Wooden Railway Train Set (130+ pcs) includes:
- Six-piece freight train; four-piece passenger train; three-piece flatbed truck; over 100 solid-wood track pieces; engine shed; five-way switch; suspension bridge; trestle bridge; A-frame and tower-frame crane assemblies; railroad workers; traffic signs; trees; and visual instructions for layout options..
Melissa & Doug Pretend Play Bundle includes:
- Food Groups (21 Hand-Painted Wooden Pieces and 4 Crates)
- Stainless Steel Pots and Pans Set for Kids (8 Pieces)
- Let's Play House! Dust, Sweep and Mop Set (6 Pieces)
iRobot Roomba 650 Automatic Robotic Vacuum
We put some chrome dubs on it, too but it just came off ostentatious...
Dimensions: 13.4 x 13.4 x 3.6 inches, 7 pounds
In the Box:
- Robot Roomba 650 Robot, Grey
- 1 virtual wall (takes 2 C batteries, not included)
- Battery (installed)
- Charging dock
- Power cable
- 1 filter (installed)
- Brush cleaning tool
- User manual
RoseVale 12pk Bath Bomb Gift Set
This is more the "relax with Golden Girls and herbal tea" kinda bomb. Haha! Oh Sophia, you're incorrigible.
In the Box:
- (1) 12 RoseVale 5oz Bath Bombs
- (12) Tea Light Candles
Legends In Paper
Books: The only true time and space travel perfected for the human mind.
Men's Sherpa and Fleece Lined Hoodies
Hoodies so toasty you'll want to spread butter on them, but don't do that because it will almost certainly leave a stain.
Lenovo M93P Intel Core i5 Tiny Desktop
Hey! Get yer mind outta the gutter. TOXIC MASCULINITY!
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel Core i5-4570T 2.9GHz (Turbo up to 3.6GHz)
4MB Cache
Processor Core:
Dual-Core
Memory:
8GB DDR3 (supports up to 16GB)
Memory Slots:
2
Graphics:
Intel HD Graphics 4600
Video Ports:
DisplayPort, VGA
Hard Drive:
128GB Solid State Drive
Optical Drive:
No
Sound:
Integrated
Network:
10/100/1000 Gigabit Ethernet
Wireless:
802.11 b/g/n
Bluetooth:
No
VESA Mount:
Optional VESA mount bracket kit, supports VESA 75mm and 100mm (not included)
Front I/O Ports:
(2) USB 3.0
(1) Headphone
(1) Microphone
Rear I/O Ports:
(1) DisplayPort
(1) VGA
(3) USB 3.0
Guardline Wireless Driveway Alarm w/Two Sensors
Y'see, I heard 'em right here with my earballs with this here fancy Guardline Driveway Alarm. Better not be them nasty Revenuers!
Zint Premium Collagen Peptides (32oz)
Formerly associated with lip and other assorted implants collagen is now ready for prime time in the form of a powder that does... something. Honestly, the only "health powder" I mess with is Tang and that's mostly for the sake of staying prepared in case NASA actually returns any of my many MANY phone calls.
Collagen
Daily Value
Supplement Facts
Amount Per Serving DV %
Serving Size: 2 Tbsp. (12g)
Calories: 45
Protein: 11g
22%
Serving Size: 1 Scoop (2 Tablespoons)
Servings Per Container: 75
Expiration Date: 2023
In the box:
- (1 pouch) Zint Premium Collagen Peptides | Grass-Fed Non-GMO Paleo-Friendly Hydrolyzed Protein (32oz)
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