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"Oh my! What sparkly eyes you have, mythical beast!" cried Little Red Morty. 

"All the better see you with, my dear" he rumbled. 

"And what a fluffy tail and beautiful mountain-scape and impressive tree line you have!" 

"All the better to, um..."

And how very 'meta' for a big, howling beast like you to sport a cute little miniature howling beast atop a cliff!"

"...erm...thanks." 

Not that this Kindle contains water or anything else that would help you survive on a long ocean voyage, but it certainly would help take your mind off of the unfortunate circumstances if you ever found yourself lost in the basement. So that's kind of like an voyage.

Specifications:

Model:
Kindle Voyage - Icewine (2014)

Display:
Amazon's 6" display technology with E Ink Carta? and adaptive front light that adjusts automatically, 300 ppi, optimized font technology, 16-level gray scale

System Requirements:
None, because it's wireless and doesn't require a computer.

On-device Storage:
Holds thousands of books; 4GB Internal Storage

Battery Life:
A single charge lasts up to six weeks, based on a half hour of reading per day with wireless off and the light setting at 10.

The preppers mantra goes "three is two, two is one, one is none" so by that math I'm not entirely sure how many shirts you're buying here, but it's probably enough to fully stock your bunker. You're going to want to have clean shirts in your bunker. 

Size Chart (inches)
S
M
L
XL
XXL

Chest
38-39"
41-42"
44-45"
48-49"
52-53"

Body Length
28-28.5"
29-29.5"
30-30.5"
31-31.5"
32-32.5"

Sleeve Length
7.5"
8"
8.5"
9"
9.5"

In the Box: (1) Ethan Williams 3-Pack-Ultra Soft Sueded Semi-fitted Crew Neck or V-Neck T-Shirt

Everything you need to get swole in the comfort of your own domicile with all the weights of a gym and none of the guy who grunts extra loud and never wipes down his workout station when he's done. 

In the box:

• PowerBlock Elite EXP Adjustable Dumbbell Set - Your Choice: Stage 1 Dumbbell Set or Stage 2 or 3 Expansion Kit