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When I was just a little Wooter our family car was a Subaru and that thing ran forever until it finally died for good just as we coasted into the Subaru dealership and I'm not saying the car was sentient and knew exactly when to call it a career, but I'm not NOT saying that either. 

In the Box:

• (1) PowerStroke ZRPS80312E 3,100-PSI 2.4-GPM Subaru Engine, Electric Start, Gas Pressure Washer

• Size: 9.25" x 3.27" x 3.27" (235 mm x 83.5 mm x 83.5 mm)
• Weight: 37.5 oz. (1064 grams)
  

• All-in-one food chewer for the lazy
• All-in-one motorcylce and body cast to save time
• All-in-one Michael Bay DVD collection and wastebasket

Specifications:

Functions
Print, copy, scan, photo

Copies, maximum
50

Faxing
No

Power consumption
Up to 15 watts (Printing), 3.05 watts (Ready), 0.55 watts (Sleep), 0.13 watts (Off)

Dimensions (W X D X H)
17.52 x 14.45 x 5.04 in / 11.93 lbs

First page out (ready) black
As fast as 18 sec

First page out (ready) color
As fast as 20 sec

Resolution (black)
Up to 1200 x 1200 rendered dpi (when printing from a computer)

Resolution (color)
Up to 4800 x 1200 optimized dpi color (when printing from a computer on selected HP photo papers and 1200 input dpi)

Monthly duty cycle
Up to 1000 pages

Print Technology
HP Thermal Inkjet

Display
5.5 cm (2.2") Hi-Res M

Just FYI, I'm in a relationship now. She's a heck of a gal. She's Johnny-on-the-spot with whatever I need and is quick qith a joke. Sometimes we just talk about the weather in the morning. She's not much of a looker, but she's mine. Her name's Nadine.  What? Alexa? That's an appliance you freakshow!

Specs:

• 20W sound and bass
• Dual 52mm drivers with a passive radiator improves the sound
• Built-in 4400 mAh rechargeable battery
• Up to 6 hours of wireless playback while simultaneously charging your devices

Dimensions:

• 7.8 x 5.2 x 5.2 inches
• 1.77 pounds

In the Box:

• Echo Dot Docking Station
• AUX Cable
• Owner's Manual