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The cable companies took over the government. But you don't have to rent their box. You can use this instead! SMALL VICTORIES!
This HDHomeRun Prime is a TV tuner and cable box. It works with your existing cable connection and/or TV. Once you connect it to your home router, you can access and record TV from anywhere in your home. No matter what you think right now, this is going to be used in the following ways.
1) The Bathroom. Make faces if you want, but at some point, you're going to be carrying your laptop in there with you. With a HDHomeRun Prime, that won't be a problem. Unless you get caught. Then you'll have to explain yourself to all the people who think that's gross.
The Debunker: Did George Washington Chop Down a Cherry Tree?
In a series of “Debunker” columns from a few years back, Ken Jennings shattered a few beloved myths about the presidency—Abraham Lincoln didn’t write the Gettysburg Address on an envelope, JFK didn’t kill the hat. So why take on four more White House whitewashes this month? It’s a matter of some urgency: Ken has a fun new book out this month about such matters. So get ready to whistle along to “Fail to the Chief” as KJ blows up everything you thought you knew about the leader of the free world.
The Debunker: Did George Washington Chop Down a Cherry Tree?
Klipsch KMC1 or KMC3 Bluetooth Speakers
Songburn Lotion
Summertime beach jams everywhere! OR ELSE!
When I say I never go anywhere without my summertime beach jams, I mean it 100% literally. Just ask my periodontist, or come along to my synagogue, or check the details on my contempt of court charges. I didn't buy this Klipsch Portable Bluetooth Speaker to leave it at home.
It's almost effortless to stream music from my smartphone and either one pumps out sun-splashed beach bangers with an impressive amount of power. So when you hear "Hot in Herre" in the supermarket freezer section, or "Bootylicious" in the airport men's room, or "Summer Girls" at Abercrombie & Fitch, remember: whatever time of year it is, it's always summer inside a Klipsch Bluetooth Speaker.
Samsung Galaxy Gear Smartwatch- 5 Colors
May The Updated Fourth Be With You
When using the Samsung Galaxy Watch, be aware: what used to be 3pm is now known as "3pm Legends" instead.
Of course you'll expect this Samsung Galaxy Watch to function perfectly well as a smart-watch, and it does handle real time notifications, calls and voice commands just as you'd expect. But the numbers you've come to know and love over the years? Well, sad to say... those are no longer canon.
For example, you know how it USED to be that 3:45 was right after 3:44 but before 3:46? Well, we no longer consider that canon. But don't worry, we know that 3:45 is a fan favorite, and we're not leaving it out. It'll absolutely appear somewhere on this Samsung Galaxy Watch... just not how you expect!
Dyson DC44 Animal Cordless Vacuum Cleaner - Blue
The Purrrrfect Crime
Kittens are cute. Cute and DEADLY!
What's that, Little Lucy? Your kitten, Chester, is stuck up in a tree? And he's cold and scared and it's getting dark outside? Wow. Sounds like a rough time for Chester. Let me know when you get that figured out and I'll head out there with my Dyson DC44 to clean up whatever mess he left behind.
You see, Little Lucy, that kitten of yours is a roaming death trap for those with allergies. Everywhere he goes, he leaves behind disgusting heaps of hair and dander that causes certain eyes to water and throats to constrict. No, you're right, Little Lucy: Chester doesn't mean any harm, but harm is what he brings. In other words, he didn't choose to be evil; he just is. Very, very evil.
HP Quad-Core Desktop with 2TB HD
Heroes & Pavillions
No, you're not seeing things. Out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a little something extra for today. Consider it a gift to us from your wallet to all of you who were hoping for something like this today. It's your chance to help us look good to our bosses get a little something extra for yourself, okay? Thank you You're welcome.
HP Quad-Core Desktop with 2TB HD
Bow Wow
How much is that desktop in the window? The one that's currently on sale?
Here, HP Quad-Core Desktop! Here, HP Quad-Core Desktop! Sorry, it's just been crazy. My HP Quad-Core Desktop hasn't learned to obey yet, you know? But it's always this way with a new pet.
Even still, I don't know why my HP Quad-Core Desktop isn't running in here. The SuperMulti DVD±RW Drive is supposed to be way fast, but you wouldn't know it by how it just sits there! And what about the 7-in-1 memory card reader? Shouldn't that make my HP Quad-Core Desktop even smarter, since it will be able to read so many different peripheral devices?
Ah, well. I'm sure we'll figure it out. I'm sure the two terriers in my HP Quad-Core Desktop will soon come to love me and- no, terriers. The two terriers that are in my HP Quad-Core Desktop. Look at the specs and...
Gear Pro 720p HD Sport Action Cam
Traitor
The Gear Pro caught it all.
Tucker Sanderson sat in the courtroom with a smug grin smeared across his face. The accusations against him: completing several BMX tricks nasty enough to be considered criminal.
But he wasn't going to prison, not with the prosecution's limited evidence against him. He only ever performed his tricks alone in abandoned skate parks in the dead of night. Just once had someone ever witnessed him, but she didn't even get a good look at his face and had failed to pick him of a criminal lineup.
Music Monday: The Number 5
Happy Music Monday!
From the point of view of a four year old boy, five is a HUGE new change. It's a pretty important number, after all. The highest you can count to on one hand!
Give us five! Otherwise the comments will be empty. And see you after the jump!
Johnny Cash - Five Feet High & Rising
Five feet isn't so tall… until it's a wave of water coming your way. Johnny Cash says it's a true story about a flood his family endured, but c'mon. C'MON. Deciding to leave when the water's at five feet? Where exactly does one GO at that point? That having been said, I'm not going to question Johnny Cash. I'll assume he just has some Atlantean blood.
VIZIO 32" 720p Full-Array LED Smart TV
That's a crap, folks
If you buy it, it will come (to your house [in a box {barring shipping issues}]). #dream
Some folks follow the Woot-Off for the good deals, others for the variety of products. And others, well, they break their F5 buttons in the quixotic pursuit of a bag of worthless crap. Maybe this will be the time. Maybe...
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