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UE BOOM 2 Bluetooth Speaker

UE BOOM 2 Bluetooth Speaker boasts a weatherproof outer shell, so it's perfect for the soundtrack to your mayonnaise fights. It's built on durable plastic for extreme stability for your helicopter parties. It has a durable, weatherproof exterior that's built to withstand the toughest elements Mother Nature can throw, so it's perfect for your The Perfect Storm reenactment festivals.

UE BOOM 2:

  • Speaker Features: Waterproof, USB Chargeable
  • Operating Compatibility: Android, Apple iOS
  • Wired Connectivity: USB
  • Includes: USB Cable
  • Battery required, included: 1 lithium ion non-universal
  • UE BOOM 2: 7.1 x 2.6 x 2.6 inches; 1.5lbs

In the Box (Factory Refurbished in Brown Box):

Samsung Curved Monitors

Ultra slim, with sleek curves, just like the mouthwatering [REDACTED] with a pair of [REDACTED] on in the summer sun.  Really makes you feel [REDACTED] [HR NOTE: This post has been highly edited by the HR department. Woot Writer, report immediately to mandatory sensitivity training.]

Display

Screen Size:
31.5"

Curvature:
1800R

Resolution:
1920 x 1080

Aspect Ratio:
16:9

Brightness:
200cd/m2

Static Contrast Ratio:
3000:1

Dynamic Contrast Ratio:
Mega ?

Folding 4-Shelf Storage Rack with Wheels

Take it from me, a borderline hoarder, eventually you're going to have to graduate from your everything in piles "don't touch anything I know right where everything is" system of non-organization to something actually liveable. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go adjust my giant stack of pizza boxes and old Entertainment Weeklys before they topple over and crush my cat. 

Specifications

Size Unfolded:
35.8" W x 20.9" D x 60" H

Size Folded (for Storage):
3.4" W x 20.9" D x 61.6" H

Weight:
41 lbs

Weight Capacity:
250 lbs. (without wheels)

 
75 lbs. (wheels attached)

Distance between shelves:
17.4", 17.4", 19" (bottom - top)

Color:
Pewter

Material:
Powder-coated steel

In the box:

Tiesta Tea Bundle

The official tea of Mr. T*. 

*Not really this is just a hacky tea joke please Mr. T don't sic your team of fool-pitying lawyers on us you were great in DC Cab. 

Maui Mango - Mango Pineapple Fruit Tea Best By: 1/23/2020

Brewmaster Tea Gift Set Sell By: 4/9/2019

Foot, Pillow & Stick Massagers- Your Choice!

Better than going to a massage therapist, including:

  • No awkward conversation
  • No overpowering incense
  • No deafening windchime playlist

Reebok Men's Tees

The Reebok Pump shoe was a huge deal back in the day and that technology never really translated to Reebok apparel, but maybe it SHOULD have. How cool would it be to have a shirt you could pump up so it would perfectly hug your body. Not very cool at all, honestly. This is why I work for Woot and not an athletic apparel mega company. 

Product label
 Chest
Waist
Hip

XS
31 - 33"
27 - 29"
32 - 34"

S
34 - 37"
30 - 32"
35 - 37"

M
37 - 40"
32 - 35"
37 - 40"

L
40 - 44"
35 - 39"
40 - 44"

XL
44 - 48"
39 - 43"
44 - 48"

2XL
48 - 52"
43 - 47"
48 - 51"

3XL
53 - 58"
48 - 53"
51 - 56"

In the Box:

  • (1) Reebok Men's Tees

Fishing for a Star

Drop your hook
    into the cosmos
Search the heavens
    for what you want most...

Mia Toro Illeso 3PC Luggage Set 4 Colors

You heard the flight attendant, ONE (1) carryon piece of luggage, such as this beautiful Mia Toro Italy Illeso Hardside Luggage, and ONE (1) personal item to be put under the seat in front of you. That doesn't mean cram your extra mammoth backpack right up there in the overhead, or even worse, take up a whole slot up in there just for your raggedy, dad-hat.  If caught, the TSA is now advising defenestration.

DImensions:

20in: 

  • Weight: 7.2 lbs
  • Inner: 20inx 13.5inx 8.5in
  • Outer: 22inx 14inx 9in

24in:

  • Weight 8.4 lbs
  • Inner: 22.5inx 15.5inx 10.75in
  • Outer: 25.5inx 17.5inx 11 in

28in:

  • Weight 10.4 lbs
  • Inner: 26.5inx 18.5inx 12in
  • Outer: 29.5inx 20.5inx 12.2in

 

In the Box:

(1) Mia Toro Italy Illeso 3-piece Hardside Luggage Set

Kindle Voyage 6" E-Reader - Brand New

Specifications:

Model:
Kindle Voyage - Icewine (2014)

Display:
Amazon's 6" display technology with E Ink Carta? and adaptive front light that adjusts automatically, 300 ppi, optimized font technology, 16-level gray scale

System Requirements:
None, because it's wireless and doesn't require a computer.

On-device Storage:
Holds thousands of books; 4GB Internal Storage

Battery Life:
A single charge lasts up to six weeks, based on a half hour of reading per day with wireless off and the light setting at 10.

Samsung S8 or S8+ (S&D) - Your Choice

DISCLAIMER: Woot.com engages in hyperbolic statements in its promotional copy.  We in no way claim that your purchase will give you god-like powers over an actual universe. I mean, come on, the M87 elliptical galaxy is 980,000 light years across. That ain't fitting in the back pocket of your Jordache jeans, sister...

Specs
 
Samsung S8
Samsung S8+

LAUNCH
Announced
2017, March
2017, March

 
Status
Available. Released 2017, April
Available.