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The instructions say "to activate, simply soak, wring out, and snap" which is the same way my handlers get me out of bed in the morning. To quote the dinosaur garbage disposal from The Flintstones: "It's a living." 

In the box:

• (1) Arctic Cove 10"x20" Multi-Wrap Cooling Towel: 5-Pack or 10-Pack

Combining sausage with football is some real "you got chocolate in my peanut butter" combo level stuff. Tune in next week when I fill an entire football helmet full of nachos. 

• Best By: 05/26/19

Nutrition Facts: Serving Size 1 oz (28g), Servings per container 16, Amount Per Serving: Calories 100, Calories from Fat 90, Total Fat 10g (15% DV), Saturated Fat 3.5g 17% DV), Trans Fat 0g, Cholesterol 15mg (4% DV), Sodium 230 mg (10% DV), Total Carbohydrates <1g (0% DV), Dietery fiber 0g (0%DV), Sugars <1g, Protein 3g, Vitamin A 0%, Vitamin C 0%, Calcium 2%, Iron 2%. Percent Daily Value (DV) are based on a 2,000 calorie diet

Enough drill bits to drill different sized holes in everything you own. Headboard? But some holes in it. Kitchen counter? Swiss cheese it. Actual swiss cheese? Could always use some more holes. Your own fragile self esteem? Oh you BET you can drill some holes in that. 

Set Contains:

42 - 1" Screwdriver Bits:
Slotted (2 of each) - 1/8", 5/32", 3/16", 7/32", 1/4"
Phillips (2 of each) - #0, #1, #2, #3
Pozi (2 of each) - #0, #1, #2, #3
Hex - 1/16", 3/32", 1/8" (2), 5/32", 3/16", 7/32", 1/4"
Square (2 of each) - #0, #1, #2, #3

14 - 2" Screwdriver Bits:
Slotted - 1/8" (2), 5/32", 3/16", 7/32", 1/4"
Phillips - #0, #1, #2, #3
Pozi - #0, #1, #2, #3

3 - 6" Screwdriver Bits:
Slotted - 3/16"
Phillips - #2
Pozi - #2

3 - Double End Screwdriver Bits
Slotted - 3/16"
Phillips - #1
Pozi - #1

Other certified authentic products of Italy: 

* Mario and Luigi 
* Fancy cars I can't afford 
* Expensive suits 
* The Olive Garden 

Package Size: 17 Ounce

- Item Tasting Notes:  Certified authentic product of Italy.