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The warmth of the quarters, fished from the family couch and heated by the secret pocket in your Roos. The smell of cheap pizza and plastic prizes you had no interest in. The hypnotizing Bings and Bleeps from you favorite games. The big kids crowded around Street Figter or Dragon's Lair or Mortal Kombat or whatever was hot that summer. the smooth, perfect feel of the joystick under your young palm.  GAME ON.

The problem with tactical pants is that you try to put them on but without a well executed strategic plan you get outflanked and the next thing you know you've been taken down by the very pants you were trying to put on. Or maybe I should stop getting dressed in the dark... 

Sizes: 30 - 44 with 30", 32" or 34" inseam

In the box:

• (1) Tru-Spec Men's Range Tactical Pant

In the future we'll all have multiple cyborg appendages in addition to our meat arms for all of our holding and steadying needs. And then eventually the robot arms will rebel against the humans cutting a terrifying swath of violence across the planet in a glorious show of robot supremacy according to me, the very non-robotic human person writing this. Soon... 

Specifications

Model:
LV-4

Jaw Width:
4.5"

Jaw Opening:
3"

Throat Depth:
2.6"

Min. Pipe Capacity:
1/2"

Max. Pipe Capacity:
1-3/4"D

Base:
240-degree swivel

Material:
30,000 PSI Gray Iron

Country of Origin:
China

In the box:

(1) Yost LV-4 Home Vise

Whistler Jenkins - First kid to use chocolate milk in his Cocoa Puffs.
Glenda Wharburton - First person to say, "Give me the Rachel" to a hair stylist.
Sofia Peters - First person to order scrambled eggs by yelling, "Fling me some scrambies, bubby!"

See full manufacturer specs here