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Omega VRT350 Slow Masticating Juicer
The sensual slow-masticating juicer - or is it a slow-juicing masticator? - takes its time to chew yer froots & vegees so good and slooooow, you'll be able to revel in the pleasure of a fully masticated beverage...
OK, this write-up is making me feel uncomfortable... like riding the swing way too high in the playground... I need an adult!
Dimensions: 7" (w) x 8.5" (d) x 15.5" (h)
In the Box:
(1) Omega VRT350 Vertical Slow Masticating Juicer
Gateway Farm Vermont Birch Syrup
Don't spill any birches on your britches.
- Ingredients: 100% pure Vermont Birch syrup
Lenovo ThinkPad X1 12" 256GB Tablet
STEP 1: Bang away at your beautiful new Lenovo ThinkPad for 2 hours. STEP 2: Yell, "We've done it! We hacked the nuke codes!" STEP 3: Yell, "They traced us!" and run out the back of the coffee shop. STEP 4: Have your friends in black suits and sunglasses run in the front and look about frantically while they scream into their sleeves.
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel Core m5-6Y57 1.1GHz (Burst up to 2.8GHz)
AmazonBasics Alkaline Batteries (Your Choice)
Load up on all the batteries you forgot to get your kids over the Holidays. But relax, you're not a bad parent, you're a better parent for not wrapping a couple of AAs and passing them off as a legitimate present. Also not a present: Socks.
AmazonBasics D-Cell Batteries (12-pack)
Dimensions:
- 10 x 3 x 4 inches
- 3 lbs
In the Box:
- 12 Amazon Basics D-Cell Alkaline Batteries
AmazonBasics C-Cell Batteries (12-pack)
Dimensions:
- 10 x 3 x 4 inches
- 2 lbs
In the Box:
- 12 Amazon Basics C-Cell Alkaline Batteries
AmazonBasics AAA Batteries (36-pack)
Dimensions:
- 7 x 1 x 10.5 inches
- 1 lb
In the Box:
FenSens Smart Wireless Parking Sensor
Not to be confused with a Parking Censor which is someone who follows you around with one of those BEEP machines to beep out any swears you yell while looking for parking or trying to squeeze into a too-small parking space.
Technical Details:
- Weight: 1.7 pounds
- Dimensions: 12 x 1.2 x 6 inches
- Batteries: 2-AA required (not included)
- Battery Cell Type: Lithium Metal
In the Box:
- (1) FenSens FenV1 Smart Wireless Parking Sensor
Pyle HD Wireless Security Camera
Better not be them nasty Revenuers!!!!!!!! Or ravenous undead!!!!! Or Amway salespeople!!!! Or Larry!!!! MAN, I HATE LARRY!!!!
Technical Specs
Cool Living Stand Up Desk - Your Choice
We always feel like Bob Cratchit standing behind one of these desks. Of course, we'd still be missing key components such as fingerless gloves, a battered top hat, a permanent hunch, and a sick kid with a sick catchphrase.
In the Box:
- (1) Cool Living Stand Up Desk
Wise Company 160-Serving Bucket
This seems weird now, but given the way food trends go we're all going to be eating all of our food out of buckets by this time next year and we'll be paying through the nose to do it. Get ahead of things now and be a trend influencer.
How many people will this feed and for how long?
- (1) Person: 28 Day supply
- (2) People: 2 Week supply
- (4) People: 1 Week supply
Information above is based off of (3) servings per day with 76 additional fruit/vegetable, drink and dessert servings included.
Product Dimensions:
- 16.25" x 12.5" x 10.5"
In the Box:
- (1) Wise Company 01-771 160 Serving Essential Preparedness Solution
Apple iPhone 6s (S&D)(GSM Unlocked)
It must be the thrill of discovery:
"Oh man, I hope it's an iPhone 6s that someone paid a reasonable price for... Argh! Another box of catheters???"
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