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2-Pack Bamboo Memory Foam Pillow

Bring your pillowfight skirmishes to a new level of violence and military supremacy with these Bamboo from Rayon Memory Foam Tactical Semi-Auto Pillowfight Projectiles. It's the most effective "deterrent" in the ongoing battle over the DMZ that is Mom and Dad's Bed.  We all knew it would come to this, and now the pillowfight arms race has birthed this; the most effective bedding-based weapon since Robbie put that lacrosse ball in a pillow case. God help us all...

Specifications

Jumbo/Queen Dimensions:
20" x 28"

King Dimensions:
20" x 36"

Country of Origin:
China

In the Box:

  • (1) Amrapur 2-Pack Bamboo from Rayon Memory Foam Pillows - 2 Sizes

The World is a Book

Buy this right meow! Take a look, it's in a book. And reading is half the battle. Wait... I mixed up my 80s references again, didn't I?  Shazzbot!

Zmodo Pivot 1080p 360? Rotating Cam w/ 2pk Sensors

Because the Predator, man, he's like everywhere. So you'll need to constantly take 360 degree photos and then review them for telltale signs of the Predator: wavy, spectoral forms and other things like spines and skulls and stuff laying around. We sprayed for the Predator like three times last summer and he still came back. Bloody nuisance, the Predator.

Camera
1080p HD Color Sensor

135? Angle of View

4x Digital Zoom

2.1mm Lens

Rotation
360? Motion Detection

360? Pan Range

Automatic 360?

9' Market Umbrella, Your Choice

My tired eyes originally read this product as a "piano umbrella" and I don't have enough money for a paino tie much less an actual piano, but if I DID have a piano I think I'd be smart enough to keep it somewhere where I wouldn't need an umbrella to keep it out of the elements. Unless the only song I knew was "Singin' in the Rain" because then it would be pretty on brand. 

Package Dimensions
61.8 x 5.7 x 5.7 inches

Item Weight
13.45 pounds

In the Box:

  • (1) Grand Patio 9' Outdoor Market Umbrella with Aluminum, Auto Tilt and Crank, Your Choice

Bye Bye Clog Super Plunger

OK, we gotta ask. Was it the Indian Food block-party? Was it Taco Tuesday? Was it the Starbucks Dark Roast? Was it the pack and a half of Camels? Was it the "Bransplosion" muffin?

Wait, never mind, don't tell us...

In the box:

  • (1) Bye Bye Clog Base (Blue)
  • (2) Changeable Toilet Plunger Heads
  • (2) Sink Rubbers
  • (1) High Pressure Pump (Orange)
  • (3) Inflating Needles
  • (1) User Manual

CORE 10'x10' Instant Shelter Canopy

A fun thing to do would be to set up this tent somewhere along the course of a 5K Fun Run like you're an official hydration station, but instead of handing out cups of water or Gatorade fill the cups with pickle brine. It's important to contribute to your community. 

Technical Specs

Floor Size
10' x 10'
Center Height
112" (9' 3")

Pack Size
8" x 10" x 49"
Pack Weight
39.8 lbs

Pole Type
Steel
Tent Fabric
150D Polyester

In the box:

  • (1) CORE 40017 10'x10' Instant Shelter Canopy
  • (8) Stakes
  • (4) Tie down
  • Wheeled carrying bag

Candy Basket Valentine

Here's the secret of adulthood: You don't have to wait for a holiday or for someone to send you chocolates. You can just buy them for yourself and then just sit back and chug them straight from the box on the couch, in bed, or while luxuriating in a bubble bath. Best By: 05/23/19

 

Allergy Warning: CONTAINS: MILK, SOY, & COCONUT.

 

Allergen Warning - This product was manufactured in a facility where Peanuts,Tree Nuts (almonds, cashews, pecans, walnuts, hazelnuts, coconut), Milk, Wheat, Soy and Egg are used

 

Microsoft Surface Pro 3 Tablet Bundles

Srsly tho, this has a 5.0 megapixel front and rear-facing HD cameras, yet all the use these scientific-grade cameras will get from you is trying out new llama Snapchat filters.  And the most educational thing you'll do with it is look up old Rage comics. Go get an old Palm Pilot, dude.

Specifications:

Operating System:
Windows 10 Professional

Display:
Screen: 12" ClearType Full HD Display
Resolution: 2160 x 1440
Aspect Ratio: 3:2
Touch: Multitouch input; Surface Pen included

CPU:
Your Choice:
Intel Core i5-4300U 1.9GHz
or
Intel Core i7-4650U 1.7GHz

Graphics:
Intel HD Graphics 4200

RAM:
Your Choice:

Samsung Q6F QLED 4K UHD Smart TV - Your Choice Size

What was that? {silence} That's what I thought, nerd TV, that's what I thought... Don't tell Mom.

Design

 

Type

360? Design

Screen Type

Flat Panel

Backlighting

Edge-lit LED

Design

Slim Edge

Bezel Width

3 Bezel-less

Slim Type

Semi Edge Slim

Color

Dark Titan

Stand Type (Color)

Branch

4K Ultra HD Connected

Yes

Style

Flat

TV Type

QLED

 
 

Video

 

Screen Size

48.5" / 54.5" / 64.5" / 74.5" / 81.5" Measured Diagonally

Resolution

3,840 ?

Under Armour Men's Apparel

Please wear pants. We're begging you.