Bring your pillowfight skirmishes to a new level of violence and military supremacy with these Bamboo from Rayon Memory Foam Tactical Semi-Auto Pillowfight Projectiles. It's the most effective "deterrent" in the ongoing battle over the DMZ that is Mom and Dad's Bed. We all knew it would come to this, and now the pillowfight arms race has birthed this; the most effective bedding-based weapon since Robbie put that lacrosse ball in a pillow case. God help us all...
Specifications
Jumbo/Queen Dimensions:
20" x 28"
King Dimensions:
20" x 36"
Country of Origin:
China
In the Box:
Buy this right meow! Take a look, it's in a book. And reading is half the battle. Wait... I mixed up my 80s references again, didn't I? Shazzbot!
Because the Predator, man, he's like everywhere. So you'll need to constantly take 360 degree photos and then review them for telltale signs of the Predator: wavy, spectoral forms and other things like spines and skulls and stuff laying around. We sprayed for the Predator like three times last summer and he still came back. Bloody nuisance, the Predator.
Camera
1080p HD Color Sensor
135? Angle of View
4x Digital Zoom
2.1mm Lens
Rotation
360? Motion Detection
360? Pan Range
Automatic 360?
My tired eyes originally read this product as a "piano umbrella" and I don't have enough money for a paino tie much less an actual piano, but if I DID have a piano I think I'd be smart enough to keep it somewhere where I wouldn't need an umbrella to keep it out of the elements. Unless the only song I knew was "Singin' in the Rain" because then it would be pretty on brand.
Package Dimensions
61.8 x 5.7 x 5.7 inches
Item Weight
13.45 pounds
In the Box:
OK, we gotta ask. Was it the Indian Food block-party? Was it Taco Tuesday? Was it the Starbucks Dark Roast? Was it the pack and a half of Camels? Was it the "Bransplosion" muffin?
Wait, never mind, don't tell us...
In the box:
A fun thing to do would be to set up this tent somewhere along the course of a 5K Fun Run like you're an official hydration station, but instead of handing out cups of water or Gatorade fill the cups with pickle brine. It's important to contribute to your community.
Technical Specs
Floor Size
10' x 10'
Center Height
112" (9' 3")
Pack Size
8" x 10" x 49"
Pack Weight
39.8 lbs
Pole Type
Steel
Tent Fabric
150D Polyester
In the box:
Here's the secret of adulthood: You don't have to wait for a holiday or for someone to send you chocolates. You can just buy them for yourself and then just sit back and chug them straight from the box on the couch, in bed, or while luxuriating in a bubble bath. Best By: 05/23/19
Allergy Warning: CONTAINS: MILK, SOY, & COCONUT.
Allergen Warning - This product was manufactured in a facility where Peanuts,Tree Nuts (almonds, cashews, pecans, walnuts, hazelnuts, coconut), Milk, Wheat, Soy and Egg are used
Srsly tho, this has a 5.0 megapixel front and rear-facing HD cameras, yet all the use these scientific-grade cameras will get from you is trying out new llama Snapchat filters. And the most educational thing you'll do with it is look up old Rage comics. Go get an old Palm Pilot, dude.
Specifications:
Operating System:
Windows 10 Professional
Display:
Screen: 12" ClearType Full HD Display
Resolution: 2160 x 1440
Aspect Ratio: 3:2
Touch: Multitouch input; Surface Pen included
CPU:
Your Choice:
Intel Core i5-4300U 1.9GHz
or
Intel Core i7-4650U 1.7GHz
Graphics:
Intel HD Graphics 4200
RAM:
Your Choice:
What was that? {silence} That's what I thought, nerd TV, that's what I thought... Don't tell Mom.
Design
Type
360? Design
Screen Type
Flat Panel
Backlighting
Edge-lit LED
Design
Slim Edge
Bezel Width
3 Bezel-less
Slim Type
Semi Edge Slim
Color
Dark Titan
Stand Type (Color)
Branch
4K Ultra HD Connected
Yes
Style
Flat
TV Type
QLED
Video
Screen Size
48.5" / 54.5" / 64.5" / 74.5" / 81.5" Measured Diagonally
Resolution
3,840 ?
Please wear pants. We're begging you.
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