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Serta Orthopedic Foam Sleeper Sofa (Your Choice)
Your kitty, doggo, or, um, ferretie [Note to self: what's the cute nickname for a ferret?] will love this comfy pet bed. Especially your cat. Your really, really judgey cat. What? What? Why are you looking at me like that? You disapprove of my tooth brushing technique? Aw, forget you... Nonono, I'm sorry, I live to serve you! Come baaack!
Specifications:
Small
20"x15"
Large
36"x27"
Jumbo
40"x28"
In the box:
- Serta Orthopedic Foam Sleeper Sofa (Your Choice)
Tissaj Vacuum Space Saver Bags
Seriously, I fire up my Dyson cordless and she's under the bed before I suck out my first Tissaj Vacuum Bag. I mean, does she think she's gonna get sucked up? Or is it that she thinks I'll use the sturdy Tissaj Vacuum Bag to store her for the winter. Hmm... I do hate walks in January.... Naw :)
In the Box:
- Jumbo 6-Pack ~or~
- Assorted 12-Pack (3 each Jumbo, Extra Large, Large, Medium)
Asus Zen Pro 24" Intel i7 All-In-One
Interestingly enough, "Asus Zen Aio" are the same magic words to summon Malfador from the movie Witchboard starring the inimitable Tawny Kitaen. He will pop up, looking like a film negative of Justin Bieber, holding a Super Burrito made of sadness and pain, with guac.
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel Core i7-7700T 2.9GHz (Turbo up to 3.8GHz)
8 MB SmartCache
Processor Core:
Quad-Core
Screen Size:
23.8"
Aspect Ratio:
16:9
Resolution:
3840 x 2160
Display Type:
4K UHD Touch IPS Widescreen LED-backlit
Graphics:
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 4GB
Memory:
12GB DDR4-2400MHz, up to 32GB
Hard Drive:
1TB SATA (5400rpm) HDD
What's New Wednesday! 01/16
Wassup, Wooters! Well, we were wondering why you wouldn't want to wander over and wear one warm and wonderul tee here?
Men's Ultra Soft Sueded Tees 3-Pack
Yes these shirts are so soft you'll want to pet them constantly just to revel in their softness but please don't do that it's the sort of thing that'll get you banned from Wendy's for life.
Size Chart (inches)
S
M
L
XL
XXL
Chest
38-39"
41-42"
44-45"
48-49"
52-53"
Body Length
28-28.5"
29-29.5"
30-30.5"
31-31.5"
32-32.5"
Sleeve Length
7.5"
8"
8.5"
9"
9.5"
In the Box: (1) Ethan Williams 3-Pack-Ultra Soft Sueded Semi-fitted Crew Neck or V-Neck T-Shirt
Amazon Echo Show - First Generation - Black or White
I mean who can hear sound, amiright, fellas? Oh, right. Bats. Well fine, ruin my joke, ya dumb flying disease vectors!
Size
7.4" x 7.4" x 3.5" (187 mm x 187 mm x 90 mm)
Weight
41.0 oz. (1170 grams) Actual size and weight may vary by manufacturing process
Display
7" touchscreen
Camera
5MP
Wi-Fi connectivity
Dual-band Wi-Fi supports 802.11 a/b/g/n (2.4 and 5 GHz) networks. Does not support connecting to ad-hoc (or peer-to-peer) Wi-Fi networks.
Bluetooth connectivity
Advanced Audio Distribution Profile (A2DP) support for audio streaming from your mobile device to Echo Show or from Echo Show to your Bluetooth speaker. Audio/Video Remote Control Profile (AVRCP) for voice control of connected mobile devices. Hands-free voice control is not supported for Mac OS X devices.
Lithium Ion Jump Starter & Power Bank
Remember how after Die Hard went huge every movie was "Die hard in/on a [FILL IN THE BLANK]?" Speed (1994) was Die Hard on a bus. Under Siege was Die Hard on a boat. My 9th birthday party was Die Hard in a Chuck E Cheese. Things got real that year. Really real.
Brand
DieHard
Item Weight
1.8 pounds
Product Dimensions
3 x 1.1 x 5 inches
Item model number
43448
Batteries
1 Lithium ion batteries required. (included)
Specifications
8,000 mAh
400 Peak Amps
In the Box:
- (1) DieHard 43448 Lithium Ion Jump Starter & Power Bank
- (1) Mesh travel bag
Lark Ellen Farm Granola
Perfect for adding some crunch to your morning or to throw in the eyes of your enemies during an underground no holds barred martial arts tournament.
- Package Size: 16 oz.
- Best by: 9/2019
Apple 13.3" Intel i5 256GB MacBook Pro
Hard to the core
Core to the right
Drop down, turn around, pick up one of these MacBooks!!!
Specifications:
Processor:
Intel Core i5-5257U 2.7GHz (Turbo up to 3.1 GHz)
Aurora Borealis Song
It's true. First documented by French hamster fur trappers in 1912, the Aurora Borealis was believed by the Inuit fisherman to be the gods scrolling to a playlist titled "R@ve MiXXxXxXx" on their god iPods and dancing the hell out of the sky with god glow sticks and god adult pacifiers and not enough god water to hydrate. And you definitely want to hydrate... Anyway, here's a tee shirt.
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