What's cooler than being cool? ICE COLD!
What's more portable than being cool? PORTACOOL!
In the Box:
Isn't that what we're all looking for? Some kind of connection... *stares wistfully out the window for three hours*
Specs:
In the Box (item will ship in a brown non-retail box):
Nas Rules. Who's the best electronic storage? Ain't no best. East, West, North, South, flossed out, greedy. I embrace y'all with napalm and-oh that's a little violent for a write-up, tapping out.
Hardware Specifications:
CPU
Realtek Quad-core ARM Cortex-A53 (64-bit), RTD 1296, 1.4GHz
Encryption Acceleration
Yes
System Memory
2GB DDR4 RAM (not expandable)
Like a regular backpack, but it can withstand a gunshot. It's "ideal for youths." This is a real product that exists. I don't have any jokes.
Height
20.0'' (50.8 cm)
Width
15.0'' (38.1 cm)
Depth
9.5'' (24.1 cm)
Volume
2,280 cubic inches (37 lts)
Weight
3.86 lb (1753 gr)
In the Box:
Much better than asking a coworker for a neck massage, unless you miss the close breathing in your ear and weird comments. And YES, I'm talking about YOU, GLENN. I MADE A REPORT TO HR ALREADY, BUDDY.
In the box:
It's 2018! No one wants to see your vacation slides from Costa Rica again, Marge.
The perfect workbench for any project even if the project is just "owning a workbench."
Specifications
Function Modes:
7 (workbench, saw horse, scaffold, platform, car creeper, dolly and hand truck)
Weight Capacity:
500 lb capacity in scaffold/platform mode, 330 lb capacity in other modes
Dimensions:
43" x 21.75" work surface, 20.5" to 30.75" height
Weight:
34 lbs.
In the box:
I was told to season my pan, but my Man Spice (crushed Doritos and Lawry's Season Salt) didn't seem to stick... I think I'm missing something of the core concept...
Sunglasses, because wrapping your face in plastic wrap and coloring it in with a marker is dangerous on a lot of different levels.
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