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Saltopia Infused Sea Salts Mixed (3)

Sea salt is great and all, but why don't you ever see lake salt or river salt? Oh right... because of salt water. Stay in school, kids. 

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Leather Messenger and Weekend Bags

If you had to make a sercretive "drop" of incriminating evidence that will suck you into a plot of international intrigue, this is the bag for you!  NOW GET TO THE EMBASSY! {gun shot}

Samsung Phones - Your Choice

We can't read "Samsung" without hearing Hiss the snake from Disney's "Robin Hood" and also "The Jungle Book." Sssssssamssssung he woulod whisper as we sink deeper and deeper into his thrall... Trust in meee. Just in meee [SNORE] [Email to Boss: I won't be into work today because i am inside a cartoon snake. Sincerely, Woot Writer.]

Beer Man

The crime fighting duo of carbs and carbs! Behold his hulking hops! His massive malts!  And his ward, the young Boy Pizza!

AOC 40" Curved 4k UHD Monitor

Think about it man. Brain teasers like that can melt your mind, man.  Here are some other teasers:

Army Gear 10-in-1 Essential Emergency Survival Kit

A 10-in-1 survival kit is a significantly better use of 10-in-1 technology than my ill-fated 10-in-1 personal grooming/cheese serving kit. Turns out although it has a similar consistency to several hair styling products brie cheese is sort of a mess to work with. 

In the box:

(1) Army Gear 10-in-1 Essential Emergency Survival & Camping Kit includes:

  • Tactical Camping Knife
  • Paracord Compass
  • Emergency Thermal Blanket
  • 500 Lumen Tactical Light
  • Flint Fire Starter
  • Multipurpose Swiss Card
  • Survival Signal Whistle
  • Tactical Pen
  • Compass Clip
  • Swiss Card 2
  • Ultra Compact Shockproof Carrying Case

Simpson 3,200 PSI Gas Pressure Washer

1. Washcloth vs Washboard 

2. Washing machine vs Wash from TV's Firefly 

3. Pressure washer vs Acid wash jeans 

Specifications

  • 3200 PSI @ 2.5 GPM
  • Honda? GC190 engine
  • Four quick connect nozzle tips included: 0?, 15?, 40? and soap
  • Assembled Weight: 75lbs
  • Assembled Dimensions: 32.75" x 20.5" x 22.5"

In the Box:

  • (1) Simpson 60920R 3,200 PSI Gas Pressure Washer with Honda GC190 Engine
  • (1) Rear-load gun
  • (1) 16-inch Spray Wand
  • (1) Engine Oil
  • (1) Detergent siphon tube with filter
  • (1) Quick Start Guide
  • (1) Owner's Manual

Under Armour Women's Apparel

Hit the gym in style. Or hit the bakery and SAY you went to the gym (also in style).

Omaha Steaks Big Game Grill Combo

With this much meat you can add meat to everything on your Big Game snack table. Nachos? Now they're cheesburger nachos. Hot wings? Hot wings wrapped in chicken thighs. Seven layer dip? TWELVE layer dip and five of the layers are meat. 

  • Best by 02/01/2020

Serta Orthopedic Foam Sleeper Sofa (Your Choice)

Your kitty, doggo, or, um, ferretie [Note to self: what's the cute nickname for a ferret?] will love this comfy pet bed. Especially your cat. Your really, really judgey cat. What?  What? Why are you looking at me like that? You disapprove of my tooth brushing technique? Aw, forget you... Nonono, I'm sorry, I live to serve you! Come baaack! 

Specifications:

Small
20"x15"

Large
36"x27"

Jumbo
40"x28"

 

In the box:

  • Serta Orthopedic Foam Sleeper Sofa (Your Choice)