Sea salt is great and all, but why don't you ever see lake salt or river salt? Oh right... because of salt water. Stay in school, kids.
If you had to make a sercretive "drop" of incriminating evidence that will suck you into a plot of international intrigue, this is the bag for you! NOW GET TO THE EMBASSY! {gun shot}
We can't read "Samsung" without hearing Hiss the snake from Disney's "Robin Hood" and also "The Jungle Book." Sssssssamssssung he woulod whisper as we sink deeper and deeper into his thrall... Trust in meee. Just in meee [SNORE] [Email to Boss: I won't be into work today because i am inside a cartoon snake. Sincerely, Woot Writer.]
The crime fighting duo of carbs and carbs! Behold his hulking hops! His massive malts! And his ward, the young Boy Pizza!
Think about it man. Brain teasers like that can melt your mind, man. Here are some other teasers:
A 10-in-1 survival kit is a significantly better use of 10-in-1 technology than my ill-fated 10-in-1 personal grooming/cheese serving kit. Turns out although it has a similar consistency to several hair styling products brie cheese is sort of a mess to work with.
In the box:
(1) Army Gear 10-in-1 Essential Emergency Survival & Camping Kit includes:
1. Washcloth vs Washboard
2. Washing machine vs Wash from TV's Firefly
3. Pressure washer vs Acid wash jeans
Specifications
In the Box:
Hit the gym in style. Or hit the bakery and SAY you went to the gym (also in style).
With this much meat you can add meat to everything on your Big Game snack table. Nachos? Now they're cheesburger nachos. Hot wings? Hot wings wrapped in chicken thighs. Seven layer dip? TWELVE layer dip and five of the layers are meat.
Your kitty, doggo, or, um, ferretie [Note to self: what's the cute nickname for a ferret?] will love this comfy pet bed. Especially your cat. Your really, really judgey cat. What? What? Why are you looking at me like that? You disapprove of my tooth brushing technique? Aw, forget you... Nonono, I'm sorry, I live to serve you! Come baaack!
Specifications:
Small
20"x15"
Large
36"x27"
Jumbo
40"x28"
In the box:
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